[Le Scandinavia / Nordics meeting..]
Sweden: So Denmark..
Denmark: What?
Norway: We heard that you have been voted for the happiest country in the world yet again.
Finland: But before you get cocky about it,
Iceland: Let us remind you that we beat you in gender equality, nature preservation and education...
Denmark: Well, dpesn't that just prove that being stupid makes you happy, you miserable sods?
[Later at bar]
Nordics except Denmark: *can't get over it, eyes wide open*
