This chapter is for LillianaKawaii because of our VERY friendly and short discussion. And her request.
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*clock strikes 12*
Italy: *nudges me* YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS.
User: Ughhh, Fine. *goes to Doitsu church with Italy*
Italy: YAAAAY!
LillianaKawaii (the priest): And the Doitsuers must shine bright like a Doitsu like doitsus in the sky.
User: WHY IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE. I mean, this is better than Shrek is love. Shrek is life but, THIS IS CRAZY.
Italy: SSSSSSH. THE DOITSU HAS ARRIVED
*background music: Shine bright like a Doitsu*
Germany: *enters the stage* HEYLO, YOU DOITSUERS! *wearing German Sparkle Party clothes* DO YOU LIKE TO PARTY PARTY?!
People: YEAAAAAHHHH! GO DOITSU!
User: *facepalms* I regret coming here
Germany: DONT FORGET THE AWSOME TRIO!!!!!!!
Austria, Prussia and Switzerland: *wearing German Sparkle Party clothes* SPARKLE PARTY!
User: I wonder how they got drunk...
LillianaKawaii: *puts arm on chest* I SWEAR TO DOITSU
People: *puts arm on chest* I SWEAR TO DOITSU
LillianaKawaii: To never watch Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life. But to watch Doitsu is Love, Doitsu is Life.
User: *Sighs* Why me?
Italy: SHUT UP.
LillianaKawaii: To do selfies, find my best angles, my best duck face and to wear my dancey pants!
People: DANCEEEEEY PANTTTTTSSSS
User: *Ultimate facepalm*
Germany: Dance! *twerks*
Japan: *swinging on top of a wrecking ball* WREEEECKING BAAAARRRRRRR!!!
Prussia: *drops the thunthun*
Austria: *dances Yatta!*
Italy: *poledances* VEEEEEE~~~~~!!!!!!!!!
Switzerland: *lap dancing on my lap* FEEL MY GUNS!!!!!!
User: WHY DID I READ THIS CHAPTER? By the way Swiss, I'm not gay.
Switzerland: *Rape face* WHO CARES????!!!
[This portion has been removed for safety PG purposes. Although, you can hear the Swiss humpback whale noises and the screams of User. We here at Hetalia Crack are sorry for the inconvenience]
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THERE, DONE! SHINE BRIGHT LIKE A DOITSU, PEEPS!!!!!!
