The Lunar Chronicles Comms

Reading your comments...

Moi: So, this was abrupt, but...
Moi: Today we (meaning I) will be reading your comments!
Moi: If you regularly comment, you will be a lucky [and happy] person today.
Iko: Yay! Send the first one over. I hope it's funny.
Moi: *clears throat* @BookAddict510 writes: "YOU UPDATED"
Moi: Well, duh.
Moi: S/he also writes (in response to my comment):
"I DONT KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
YOURE FORGETTING THAT KEY PIECE OF INFORMATION"
Moi: Umm...okay? I don't carry keys. Stars, I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I MEANT.
Moi: Which proves your point.
Moi: Dam.
Thorne: You're a-
Moi: I WILL KI** YOU.
Thorne: Why'd you censor those last letters out?
Moi: I'll let you figure it out ;)
Moi: @Swiggity_Swag_12 writes: "Aye wolf"
Wolf: Ayyyeee
Moi: Well, @MakeAShortStoryLong writes: "OMS! Wolf, that was not nice!"
Wolf: *curses*
Moi: @ScribbleTwoShoes asks: "crazyfangirl16_ It feels like you enjoy our failure?"
Moi: That's not a question, sweetheart. In more ways than one.
Iko: Haha. That's funny!
Moi: *clears throat* Next...@jonesmhannah writes: "Lol good chaps, I didn't understand this one but update soon!"
Moi: Um. . . .
Moi: Okay.
Moi: KONG FU ZI
Scarlet: Weird[o]
Moi: (￣^￣)ゞ SCAR!! (♯｀∧')
Moi: @WolfAndScar says: "Iko is the best android ever!!!!"
Iko: Aww...
Iko: ONE MORE IKO-YO [1]
Moi: And...@PrincessSelene04 exclaims: "OH MY STARS!!! XD XD XD," followed shortly by, "that...was...hilarious...I...an...barely...breathe!"
Moi: You are barely a breath or something, Emily?
Scarlet: *gasps* Emélie!
Moi: Tsk, tsk, Scar.
Moi: @RealisticWriting demands (in style): "#PLEASEUPDATESOON 😀"
Moi: Um...I just did.
Moi: @BookAddict510: "OHHHHHHHHHHMMMMMMGGGGGG OMG I FEEL SO STUPIDDDD WHAT THE HECK..... *repeatedly slaps self*"
Moi: STL...
Moi: If you are a Lunar.
Moi: BUT NO SMR.
Moi: It's an ugly acronym that makes no sense.
Iko: Is that a net drama?
Moi: MY WORDS EXACTLY
Moi: Well, not exactly.
Moi: Can I quote you on that?
Iko: *nods*
Moi: But...@WolfAndScar also says: "I feel stupid....."
Moi: AW BA[B]E
Moi: DON'T
Moi: DON'T BELIEVE ME JUST WATCH
Thorne: *pulls on shades* *funky dance break*
Moi: *brings out microphone*
Thorne: DON'T BELIEVE ME JUST WATCH ♪ DON'T BELIEVE ME JUST WATCH ♪ DON'T BELIEVE ME-
Scarlet: *claps twice* *music stops* *lights come on*
Scarlet: Back to the comments.
Moi: Right...
Moi: *clears throat* @inastarrysky98 says: "I love TLC!! This is great 😀"
Moi: That you love TLC or the chapter?
Moi: Although, I have to admit, it is great.
Moi: Wrote it myself.
Moi: The chapter, not TLC.
Moi: Moving on...@RealisticWriting wrote (collectively): "IS THAT REAL? I WANNA READ IT IF IT IS XDDD"; "OH MY STARS THATS AWESOME"; "HAHAHAHA I remember that rumor thing in Cress that said Cinder 'seduced' Kai and she was preggos"
Cinder: WHAT
Kai: WHAT
Kai: At least it was me and not another man *wink* [2]
Cinder: *slap* You idiot! I'm not pregnant!
Cinder: *fiddles with hem* It's just a rumor.
Kai: H-
Moi: Ahem.
Moi: Next comment.
Moi: From @MakeAShortStoryLong: "THAT WAS NOT OKAY. ALthough, this is basically what I what in winter"
Winter: What?
Moi: @Swiggity_Swag_12 says: "This is so accurate and THORNE HE DIDN'T MISSPELL MISSPELLED (yes he did lol siblings who know nothing)"
Winter: What siblings?
Moi: And lastly, from @WolfAndScar: "I like this one, it was funny. #Thorne #Kai"
Moi: That should be a SEMICOLON.
Thorne: Again with the hashtags!
Moi: I will m*r**[*] you, Carswell Thorne.
Thorne: And again with the censorship!?
Moi: Toon in next time, when Thorne and I get to [be] ma*****[*].
Thorne: HEY!
Moi: BAIIIII *shuts off...something*

[1] Lunar Chronicles Comms by @lunar_chronicles_
[2] Confusing Royalty by @ScribbleTwoShoes