Thorne: Hello, muchacho.
Jacin: Ugh, not you again!
Thorne: I know, I know. It's too much for you to handle. I respect that.
Jacin: *mutters* You got that right.
Thorne: *hypnotist voice* Look into my eyes. You will fall into a deep sleep. You will wake up and say "Captain Carswell Thorne is awesome".
Thorne: *snaps fingers like OMS so sassy*
Jacin: Yea, I don't think this is going to work.
Thorne: *rubbing chin* Hmm. Needs more work.
Jacin: Can I just throw my port off of the ship already?
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