The Lunar Chronicles Comms

SSS: Kaivana #1

This comm is part of the Shipping Stars Series.
DISCLAIMER: This is a series for Wattpad readers to immerse in feels from ships they love. I DO NOT SHIP ALL OF THESE. You must submit a commission in order to get a comm.

warning: this is the most nsfw, pg-84, probably high or something, 4 am -esque comm i've written. if you're a smol, innocent baby...GET OFF NOW!!!

i would suggest that you all get off right now unless you never want to talk to me again.

this is a joke!!! I DO NOT SHIP THEM AND nObOdy REQUESTED THIS SO PLEASE LEAVE NOW OKAY

it's your choice to stay here.

okay, good luck with surviving after this fever¡!! (song reference)

I s2g if you're still here.

If you're wondering, yes, this will be wOrSe than adrimosis ¡! so soz don't read pls fAm

this could get interesting

okay, you all have mental issues, let's go

Kai: Hey babe, what's good?
Levana: Nothing much. The work is boring as usual and my new balcony hasn't been put in yet. All of these people are so mindless and boring.
Levana: Except you, my dear.
Kai: Thanks, bae :)
Levana: Ugh, I'm bored.
Kai: May I be of service, my Queen?
Levana: Yes bby I'm kinky.
Kai: fulfilling kinks is my specialty ;)
Levana: Honey, you're like 19 and I'm in my mid-30s. You don't know anything about that kind of life.
Kai: that's why I married you :) :)
Levana: Not really, it's so I could take over the world, but whatever.
Levana: if I find a use for you, you can survive
Levana: Also I need an heir ASAP soooo
Levana: come hither baby
Kai: turN on
Levana: ik I'm hot af but you need to resist until your pants are off
Kai: uhm
Levana: why are you such a dumb emperor
Kai: Because I never got lessons in common sense.
Levana: wELL mOmma's abouT tO giVe you a lEssOn
Kai: kinky stuff or
Levana: why are you comming me this nonsense, jUst come and hAve fun with me :):):))))
Kai: haRd
Levana: also please bring tissues, a paper clip, and a popsicle
Kai: wHy
Levana: you gotta
Kai: okAy your vaginess highness
Levana: wHat did you call me
Kai: um
Kai: nothing
Levana: i'M chOking,,¡' omS
Kai: on what
Levana: are you 19 or 12
Levana: idc, cOme I need you plS
Kai: Yes [vaginess highness]
Levana: stop it just come I am a Busy woMan don'T waSte my tiMe
Kai: oooh
Kai: yummy
Levana: did your mom drop you on your head
Levana: are you horny af
Levana: did the letumosis get to your brain
Levana: wAit, oops neVeRminD
Kai: I am ignoring that because yeah
Kai: <3 ily bby
Levana: awe ty, nOw come I want you
Levana: hurry before they call me for a meeting
Kai: okay
Levana: good boy
Levana: oHmyStArsAndacEs
Kai: (:(:(:
Kai: "you know you like it" is playing in the distance
Levana: that was vv cum
Levana: *fUN
Kai: awe qt
Levana: sH)sriT*Yop',daEwsdo
Levana: a new lake has been born
Kai: bye c u irl
Levana: (:< (:<

there you go.

wAs it woRtH it¿?!1!1!°*!%^!!1

aLSO, this is the last comm in the Shipping Stars Series.
REQUESTS ARE CLOSED AND THERE WILL BE NO MORE NEW COMMS okAy.

*gasp* does this mean no more ships and feels?? NOOOOO, because I will still make regular comms, and they can have shipping feels stuff tOo.

okay bai felicia good luck with your life