Clone trooper stories

Rex and Harvey's terrible, no good, horrible, very bad trip.

Authors note: hope you enjoy this as much as I enjoyed writing it 😁

Rex was considering court marshal more and more as he stared at the Jedi general across from him. How Nara was attracted to a six-foot-tall frog-man had always confused Rex. And considering how the accident had made him look like a frog who got run over by a lawnmower, wasn't helping Harvey's overall image in Rex's opinion.

" Soooooo Captain.."

Rex winced as he looked at the scruffy-looking General cross from him.

"How do you like the weather"?

I wonder if they would find out if I strangled you, Rex thought.

"Sir, we're in a cell" he sighed.

Harvey seemed to think for a minute.

You can't be this dense Rex thought.

" Well I like the breeze, and the long dark shadows on the wall," Harvey sighed wistfully ." I could do without the wet floor though" he added with a slight frown.

Death, Rex thought, death would be better than this.

Rex groaned rubbing his brows " is this your first time being in a cell, General"?

Harvey gave a pitiful laugh " I try not to make a habit of getting caught by the enemy, but to answer your question it is not" Harvey shrugged.

" could have fooled me" Rex smirked, rolling his eyes.

" oh, so the captain finally has a sense of humor, hmmm"? Harvey scoffed.

"At least I'm not making comments on the weather" Rex argued.

Harvey put his hands up in surrender "Touche, Captain ".

" So how many times have you been in a cell?" Harvey asked.

" thanks to General skywalker, too many to count" Rex shrugged.

Harvey nodded " That's Anakin for yah, at least you've never been thrown off a wall I remember..."

Harvey froze seeing the death glare Rex sent him from across the room.

" I take it that's a sensitive topic for you," Harvey asked.

Rex just sighed and leaned against the wall,

" It's not my favorite topic if that's what you're asking" he huffed.

" noted" Harvey said with a hint of amusement.

It was going to be a very long day.

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" Which dikuit lost the general and the captain?" Nara asked as she eyed the group of men with a death glare. Everyone looked away or pretended to play dumb.

" technically it wasn't anyone's fault" Fang spoke up" it's just-"

Nara shot Fang a look, making the commander swallow his remaining words.

" If Rex kills Harvey I'm leaving you personally responsible," she said.

Fang gulped.

" don't blame the commander, our intel was wrong" Spades spoke up " the captain and General got separated from the main force after we were ambushed. I'm assuming they're probably being held in a cell waiting for their judgment right about now"

Nara's nose scrunched and her eye began to twitch.

" uh commander you ok," spades asked.

Fives cringed and Echo stepped back.