Authors note: hope you enjoy this as much as I enjoyed writing it 😁
Rex was considering court marshal more and more as he stared at the Jedi general across from him. How Nara was attracted to a six-foot-tall frog-man had always confused Rex. And considering how the accident had made him look like a frog who got run over by a lawnmower, wasn't helping Harvey's overall image in Rex's opinion.
" Soooooo Captain.."
Rex winced as he looked at the scruffy-looking General cross from him.
"How do you like the weather"?
I wonder if they would find out if I strangled you, Rex thought.
"Sir, we're in a cell" he sighed.
Harvey seemed to think for a minute.
You can't be this dense Rex thought.
" Well I like the breeze, and the long dark shadows on the wall," Harvey sighed wistfully ." I could do without the wet floor though" he added with a slight frown.
Death, Rex thought, death would be better than this.
Rex groaned rubbing his brows " is this your first time being in a cell, General"?
Harvey gave a pitiful laugh " I try not to make a habit of getting caught by the enemy, but to answer your question it is not" Harvey shrugged.
" could have fooled me" Rex smirked, rolling his eyes.
" oh, so the captain finally has a sense of humor, hmmm"? Harvey scoffed.
"At least I'm not making comments on the weather" Rex argued.
Harvey put his hands up in surrender "Touche, Captain ".
" So how many times have you been in a cell?" Harvey asked.
" thanks to General skywalker, too many to count" Rex shrugged.
Harvey nodded " That's Anakin for yah, at least you've never been thrown off a wall I remember..."
Harvey froze seeing the death glare Rex sent him from across the room.
" I take it that's a sensitive topic for you," Harvey asked.
Rex just sighed and leaned against the wall,
" It's not my favorite topic if that's what you're asking" he huffed.
" noted" Harvey said with a hint of amusement.
It was going to be a very long day.
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" Which dikuit lost the general and the captain?" Nara asked as she eyed the group of men with a death glare. Everyone looked away or pretended to play dumb.
" technically it wasn't anyone's fault" Fang spoke up" it's just-"
Nara shot Fang a look, making the commander swallow his remaining words.
" If Rex kills Harvey I'm leaving you personally responsible," she said.
Fang gulped.
" don't blame the commander, our intel was wrong" Spades spoke up " the captain and General got separated from the main force after we were ambushed. I'm assuming they're probably being held in a cell waiting for their judgment right about now"
Nara's nose scrunched and her eye began to twitch.
" uh commander you ok," spades asked.
Fives cringed and Echo stepped back.
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Clone trooper stories
FanficThis book one of the clone wars stories .it will envole some of my charatures I've written about in another book I wrote "Nara". I wanted to write some funny stories about the clone wars. Without further ado hope you enjoy I can also do requests 😊 ...