Clone trooper stories

For the love of force don't touch Rex's coffee

"What have you done now"?!

Nara rubbed her forehead as her brothers barraged into her room. They didn't even need to say anything for her to know that they had gotten themselves in trouble.

"Do I really need to do something to see my sister"?

Fives smiled sheepishly.

She gave him the most unamused expression she could muster.

"So I'll take that as a no then" he frowned.

She sighed.

"So what can I do for you"

"Well you see Hardcase here thought it would be a brilliant idea to steal all of Rex's coffee ,and drink and by drink I mean chug it all down"

Nara stated at her brother dumbfounded.

"What"?

Fives let out of huff of air in frustration.

""Long story short Hardcase's blood will be on Rex's hands by the end of the day if we can't replace his coffee"

He then proceeded to point to a buzzing Hardcase, who was bouncing of the walls.

She stood there in silence for a minute unsure of what to say, she didn't want to see Hardcase die but ,she also didn't want to have a non caffeinated Rex after her.

"So your telling me that all of Rex's, only for him and not you coffee, touch and you will certainly die coffe, touch and the last thing you will see is a pissed off Rex coffee! is now in Hardcase's stomach"

"Yep"

She smacked her forehead in frustration.

"You kriffin di'kuits, do you have any idea what Rex will do to you if he finds out"

"I think you basically just covered that"

She gave him the biggest glare she could muster.

He took a step back and put his hands up in defence.

"Look we came to get your help, your the only one who can sneak that much coffee into Rex's room undetected."

Fives was practically begging her at this point.

Nara groaned shaking her head. They're going to get me killed, I'm literally signing my death wish right now.

Eventually after a minute of deep though she caved in.

"Fine, but you owe me"

Fives sighed with relief.

Hardcase was jumping up and down like a small child on a sugar high.

"So what are we gonna do with him"?

Both troopers looked over at their brother, as if on cue an idea popped into their heads.

"You thinking what I'm thinking"

"Yep, I'll go get the duck tape"

They then proceeded to duck tape Hardcase to the ceiling.

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Nara grumbled as her head hit the metal pipping in the ship for the third time.

"Stupid pipe"

She could hear fives snickering behind her as they belly crawled through the ship vents with thirty bags of coffee beans on their backs.

"This is all your fault"