Clone trooper stories

A scolding from Mama Cody

It was five in the morning when Rex, fives ,and Jesse were awaken by the cold bucket of water thrown upon them.

"HEYYY" the three of them screamed.

"Morning gentlemen " Cody grinned.

"Cody what the hell that was freezing" Rex snarled spiting water out of his mouth.

Nara and Ashoka tried to hide a chuckle, considering that they were the ones who had the pleasure of throwing the water.

"Well now that your clearly sober, we need to talk" Cody said unamused.

"What every about" Rex grumbled.

"Oh let's see, how about the fact that you were a roaring drunk last night" Cody stated "oh and that not all you burned down the command centre, oh and last but not least you were crying to me that Five preposed to a broom!"

"I'm getting married" Fives brows raised.

"Yep, you are and she cleans up nice, you should consider yourself lucky Nara grinned.

"Yah she pretty great, you too really got swept up into each other's arms" Ashoka nudged Nara.

"Oh god what did I do last night" Fives rubbed his brows.

"Anyways" Cody stated " I'm here to discuss your punishment for your stupidity".

"Your gonna have to be more specific Cody, there's a lot of stuff we do that could fall under the category of stupid ten fold" Jesse sated. He wasn't to happy about the water the dried down his face and armour.

"How about you two got captain di'kuit here drunk to the point that the three of us found you passed out on the floor surrounding by a bonfire IN THE COMMAND CENTRE" Cody yelled.

"Well tell me at least we had marshmallows" Five questioned.

Cody glared over at fives "Yes, fives we had marshmallows, oh and s'mores. NO YOU NERF HERDER WE DIDN'T HAVE MARSHMALLOWS, IN FACT THERE SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN A FIRE IN THE FIRST PLACE"!

"Jeez a little bitter aren't we" fives sassed.

Nara threw a sponge at the back of his head.

"Ow" fives whined.

"Shut up shoulder pads" she scolded.

"Alright Rex old boy and his kids your here by ordered to clean this entire facility with a bucket of soap and toothbrushes. and I want no complaints, you should consider yourself lucky that your not being court marshalled"! Cody snarled. "Am I understood"

"Sir, yes sir"! The three of them saluted.

"Now, go talk a shower you three smell like hutt dung" Cody pinched his nose before walking out of the medical bay.

"Well that went better than expected" Nara stated.

"Define better" Rex groaned.

"Well she right" Ashoka grinned.

"Commander! I didn't see you there I um" Rex stumbled, his cheeks crimson with embarrassment.

"It's ok Rexy we cant all be prefect" Nara snickered.

Ashoka laughed earring more embarrassment from the three men drenched in water.

Nara picnched her nose" do you smell that Commander"?

"Yah I do" Ashoka pinched her nose "Cody was right you do smell like hutt dung"

"You thinking what I'm thinking" Nara grinned.

"Yah I am" Ashoka smirked handing her a bucket of water.

"What are to doing" Rex raised a brow.

"Uh ladies lets be rash that waters freezing" Five stammered seeing their plans.

The two girls nodded before completely soaking the three men in ice cold water from head to toe

".YOUR GONNA REGRET THAT" Rex roared.

"No I don't think we will" Nara laughed Ashoka nodded before they ran out of the room followed by three soaked troopers.