Sources: text from last night, A Million ways to die in the west, Myself, Futurama,
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Where are you and why are you fighting with a God?
Y/n to Emmet after getting a pic of him Rider kicking Arceus in the face.
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Ingo: Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Arceus: Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have my champion so you know I will come back for you.
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[Laventon is walking through Jubilife village at night he notices a odd yellow glow coming from inside an empty barn and peeks inside]
Laventon: Hello?
[He sees miss Y/n watching a few voltorbs shock metal rope tethered to an odd contraption [Y/n's Time Train ], which is partially covered under a tarp; Y/n notices him watching and quickly covers up the train car completely]
Laventon: What, uh... what's that?
Y/n: Nothing! It's uh...[She stammers]
Y/n: [Leans against the train] *ahem* It's a weather experiment.
Laventon: Oh. *nods*
[He slowly backs out of the barn, Y/n falls to her knees and clutches her chest.]
Y/n: ...Great Scott!
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[Y/n and Lucas in the Obsidian fieldlands tracking Bidoofs.]
Lucas: *Nervous* I'm not sure about this Chief.
Y/n: Kid, We're dealing Bidoofs, Bidoofs! There's no special science behind it, Just toss a ball and move on!
Lucas: I know, but... What about those tracks we saw near the hill? Those didn't look like normal Bidoof prints.
Y/n: That was probably the Bibarle the guards saw walking towards the dam.
[Y/n tosses a ball at an odd colored Bidoof, She smiled as the ball's popper went off and walked out of the grass to get it.]
Y/n: See? It's not all that different from back home we ju- *Notices Lucas has gone pale.*...What?
[The teen lifts up his trembling hand and points behind her, Y/n turns around and sees a huge Bidoof with glowing red eyes standing there.]
Y/n: Oh...Oh, w-Well, aren't you chunky on-Ack! *the giant Bidoff tackles Y/n to the ground and starts mauling her.* OH MY GOD! GET IT OFF ME!, GET IT OFF!!!!
Lucas: I'll save you chief! [Starts chucking mudballs and berries at the wild Pokémon, that only pisses it off more.]
{Luckily Ingo was nearby and heard the screaming, he had his Machoke Bullet punch the Bidoof off Y/n, after checking her injuries, he escorted her and Lucas back to camp.]
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Pokémon Subway Bosses x reader oneshots
FanfictionA series of random oneshots starring the subway bosses Ingo and Emmet and Y/n! [Also cross posted on my Tumblr and A03 accounts!]
