Sources: reddit, Ifunny, the zeta project, myself, skyrim, red vs blue, Snakes on a plane, texts from last night, futurama, achievement hunter, psych, south park the stick of truth, castle
Featured aus: Roommate au, Necromancer au, courtroom au]
Tw: for dark humor, zombies
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Random Lady on the Tv: VIDEO GAMES CAUSE VIOLENCE!
Ingo, Y/n and Emmet, playing Pokémon-crossing; hitting a Dunsparce villager with bug nets: (deadpan) Video games cause violence...
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{Ingo is exhausted helping Zisu train recruits and Melli with patrols, is delighted when his break finally comes.]
Ingo, to Melli: Now if you'll excuse me, I have more important matters to attend to.
{Ingo goes over to the tree Y/n's sitting under; filling out Pokédex entries.]
Ingo, lies down: *falls asleep on his wife's lap*
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{Y/n is looking for a date for a wedding, but has no luck. Elesa suggests Y/n pays her cousin Grimsley to escort her.]
Elesa, to Y/n: Trust me, Grim will do anything for money.
Grimsley: That's not true.
Elesa: It's not? I'll give you ten bucks to punch Emmet in the face.
Grimsley, looking at the twins: (eagerly) Which one's Emmet?
Emmet, pointing at Ingo: He is.
(Ingo looks at his brother then at the slowly advancing Grimsley.)
Elesa: See? Just give just him like 100 bucks; he'll follow you to the ends of the earth.
[In the background Grimsley throws a punch at Ingo, only for the conductor to counter the attack and throw the gambler through a wall knocking him out cold! Y/n ends up taking Ingo to the wedding instead.]
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{Ingo walks into his office to find Emmet and Y/n have covered it and themselves in post-its}
Ingo, to Emmet and Y/n: You two are not making my life easy right now.
Emmet: Do we ever?
Ingo:...
Ingo: Good point.
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[Ingo is waiting while Y/n is getting a scratch checked over by a base camp medic.]
Y/n: Is this gonna take long doctor? I need to report to Laventon at the summit camp.
Field Medic: Oh, I'm not a doctor I'm a medic.
Ingo: What's the difference?
Field Medic: Well Doctors heal you, I just make sure you feel comfortable while you die.
Ingo & Y/n:....
YOU ARE READING
Pokémon Subway Bosses x reader oneshots
FanfictionA series of random oneshots starring the subway bosses Ingo and Emmet and Y/n! [Also cross posted on my Tumblr and A03 accounts!]
