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Incorrect Quote dump 27 🎃

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Emmet, standing behind Ingo: Jazz hands! [Grabs Ingo's arms and makes him wave his hands.] *Emmet runs away*

Ingo, sighs: Should've never taken him to see "The Wiz."

[Cut to Y/n and the twins in a fancy theater, Ingo and Y/n are dressed in formal evening attire, while Emmet wears a sweat shirt and track pants...]

Emmet: Jazz Hands! *waves hands*

Y/n: shakes her head..]

Elesa: The Broadway show or the movie?

Y/n & Ingo: Both

[Flashback to Y/n and the twins in a movie theater, Y/n and Ingo are wearing T-shirts and jeans, while Emmet is wearing a fancy suit.]

Emmet: Jazz hands! *waves hands*

Ingo *face-palms*

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{Bedfellows au: Y/n is watching Tv with Ingo when she notices his foot looks like a Purrloin's! Ingo's about to get up to check on something when Y/n suddenly grabs his foot causing him to fall half-way off the couch}

Ingo, staring at Y/n confused: What the-

Y/n, looking at Ingo's foot in awe: Ya got toe beans!

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[Emmet walks into his S/o's office sees them with their hair in a messy bun, wearing cats-eye glasses in a white button-up shirt and a tight black skirt, while carefully looking over some costume designs for an upcoming cabaret show.]

Emmet, excitedly: All right E-S/o, now what I want you to do is take off your glasses, shake out your hair and say, "Mr. Trevithick, do you know what the penalty for an overdue book is?~"

E-S/o, looks at him confused: Erm, Why?

Emmet, deflated: Never mind...

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{Radom magician au, there was murder in the station, Ingo and Emmet are acting as temporary investigators until the actual authorities show up. Ingo has Dawn pick out the suspect in a line of people who were nearby when the murder occurred.]

Ingo: Okay we've set up a line up of five suspects tell me if you recognize any of-

Dawn: Four.

Ingo: I beg your pardon?.

Dawn: you said five suspects, There's only four.

[Ingo looks to see what she's talking about, sees number three is missing.]

Ingo: Just a moment, Y/n?

[Y/n the station guard walks up between two and four, grabs an invisible form and punches them in the stomach causing them to uncloak.]

Y/n, to Volo: Stay visible till the line up is over!