Pokémon Subway Bosses x reader oneshots

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SOURCES: Tumblr, Tiktok, married with children, Psych, family guy, myself, my family (tv show), Scary movie, HIMYM, Superbad, parks and rec, the Simpsons, Thomas sanders, Hard stop Lucas, that 70s show.

featured aus:
Necromancer au, Demon au,Lil' Subway bros

Featured ocs
Winona Trevithick
Carol Trevithick
Fraise
Emmet and Fraise's kids: June and Tay
Ingo and Fraise's son: Logan

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[Winona showing E-S/o how to make her party punch.]

E-S/o: Alright, I mixed the bowl what else do we need?

Winona: Okay, now that we got our Jelly ice shapes, berries and juice mixed we're going to need two shots of Vodka.

{Winona takes a vodka bottle from the fridge and pours half the bottle in, E-S/o shoots a look of disbelief at Emmet and Ingo the twins just nod.]

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Emmet, to Fraise: Bet you can't freak us out with one sentence.

Fraise: Hmm...

Fraise: You're not afraid of being alone in a dark room, you're afraid of not being alone in a dark room.

{It takes a moment for the twins realize what she meant.]

Ingo, shudders: Thanks Emmet, for the first time in 20 years I'm gonna be sleeping with a nightlight tonight...

Emmet: Yeah...Do you know if mom still has my blankie?

{Yes, Winona still has Emmet's baby blanket. She keeps some of Ingo and Emmet's baby stuff for her future grandkids.]

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{When you're in your 30s but you're still siblings...]

Ingo is in his room watching a movie with his S/o, when Emmet comes and stands in the doorway watching them while loudly eating a box of Cherrim-Os, Ingo tenses up and keeps trying not to look at his brother...But he knows Emmet is gonna do something.

Ingo: Emmet.

Emmet: What?

Ingo: You know what.

Emmet: No I don't know what, I'm just standing here.

{I-S/o rolls her eyes and watches the show as the twins have a stand off.]

Ingo: Emmet...I'm serious, knock it off!

{Emmet briefly glances at a plastic bottle on Ingo's dresser, I-S/o saw what was coming a mile away.]

Emmet: you want me to knock it off?

Ingo: Yes!

Emmet: Okay!~

*Emmet punts the plastic bottle off of Ingo dresser and hits Ingo square in the face, Emmet runs off laughing*

Ingo: Mother f- (Ingo gets up and runs after Emmet.)

I-S/o: *Sigh* 3,2, 1...annnd *finger gun*

{There's loud thump.}