Pokémon Subway Bosses x reader oneshots

incorrect quote dump 9

Source: me, the simpsons, not always right, big bang theory.

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[A man breaks into the Trevithick home, intending to kidnap Mason for money, he wondered why they didn't have an alarm system? as he quietly stepped over Electross and Excadrill sleeping in the hall, before stopping in front of the nursery door. ]

Kidnapper: *smirk* too easy!~

[he walks in and finds the toddler sleeping in his crib, the man picks the boy up waking him up in the process, there's an awkward pause before Mason realized this wasn't his mommy or daddy and tears up, the would be kidnapper grimaces not realizing what coming.]

Mason: *deep breath, let out a loud tornado siren like wail*

ooouuUUWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!

[the man drops him in shock.]

{Ingo and The chief jumped out of bed, and rush to their sons room where they find Mason laying on the floor still crying and a unknown man standing nearby holding his ears wincing in pain, Ingo running on rage and adrenaline punches the man out, while the chief grabs their still wailing son.]

Emmet: *running up the stairs* What's happening?!

Engie(Emmet's reader): who's that? *pointing at intruder*

Ingo: Call the cops! *starts tying the man up in one of Mason's jump ropes*

[Cut to the shell shocked Kidnapper being wheeled out to an ambulance, while officer Jenny glares at him.]

Officer Jenny: Let this be lesson the next time to you try a get rich quick scheme, dirt bag!

Paramedic: Uh miss, he can't hear you. His ears are severely damaged- we had to pack them full of gauze...

Officer Jenny: Oh... *Stares at Mason nervously*

[Needles to say criminals did their best to avoid the Trevithick residence if they knew what was good for them.]

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[At the Grind station, Y/n and her regulars are all nervously huddled on one side of the shop, while Emmet happily sits on the other and drinks his coffee next to a pile of Joltiks.]

Emmet: ..And Elesa says that by killing their enemy,(a repellant spraying Roomba) I became the Alpha spider!

Y/n: *warily* I gotta admit, I'm kinda nervous here, We've haven't seen [Coworker] since your bugs, uhm....Enveloped him.

Emmet: *waves her off* oh, I'm sure he'll turn up, Look here's one of his buttons!

[He shows Y/n one of her coworker's dress shirt buttons, which is apparently covered in blood.]

Y/n: [blanches] I-..OOoOoOhhh *faints*

[Emmet catches Y/n, just as her Coworker comes out of the bathroom, he was cleaning his shirt off after a bottle of Cheri syrup exploded on him.]

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[The Grind Station. (The Gear station's Coffee shop), Emmet and Y/n are having a random conversation, while she's making his coffee.]