Sources: Todd and the book of pure evil, hardstop lucas, Me, iasip, The simpsons, rooster teeth podcast, Vine, Skyrim, My family (Tv series), Malcom in the middle.
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Volo: This is crazy, but I'm having feelings again, Like I'm some kind of 14-year-old kid or something. You remember feelings, right?
Ingo: *bemuse* Yeah... I have feelings every single day of my life.
Volo: *surprised* You do?
Ingo: *nervous* Are you...Are you saying you don't have feelings?
Volo: What? *pfft* no, of course I have feelings, *awkward staring* I gotta go!
[Needless to say, Ingo doesn't buy it. And makes sure to keep an extra close eye on Volo whenever he's interacting with Lucas or Y/n.]
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[Yn/The chief, Elesa and the Twins are on some Celebrity challenge reality show, where they were tasked with making a classical literature Diorama.]
Drayden : First up Y/n L/n & Elesa Fleming's presentation: The grapes of wrath?
[Y/n and Elesa stand by a pile of Grapes wearing safety goggles.]
Elesa: These are the grapes..[hands you a mallet.]
Y/n: And this is the wrath! [Brings mallet down on the pile, sending grape juice everywhere]
Drayden: *stares at the grape juice on his shirt.* ...Hm, C Minus....
[They move on Y/n and Elesa high-five. Drayden approaches Ingo and Emmet's table.]
Drayden: The Trevithick brothers had: Charlie and the chocolate fac...*he looks sees there's nothing there* but this is just an empty box??
[Emmet, who's mouth and hands are covered in chocolate, looks down ashamed of himself. While Ingo is crying with his face buried in his hands.]
Ingo:*Sobbing* I begged you to look at ours first!....I begged you!?
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Ingo: {Showing (Emmet's reader) Engie and (his reader) The chief around the Gear station.] Here in the Gear station professionalism is important, we take our jobs very serious here and...blah-bla-bla...
{The time wardens aren't really listening as they see Emmet walk up behind Ingo, his coat and collar are pulled all the way up where only his hat is visible.]
Ingo: Emmet and I have a lot of young trainers who look up to us...and...and-
[stares at Emmet for a solid minute, before pointing towards the office*]
Ingo: *deadpan* Put them back..
Emmet: *dramatically tips hat, revealing Joltiks stuffed in his coat before walking away.*
[theres an awkward pause, before Ingo continues with what he was saying.]
Ingo: We have a lot of young trainers who look up to us....
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Emmet: [sees Ingo facing away from him.]
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Pokémon Subway Bosses x reader oneshots
FanfictionA series of random oneshots starring the subway bosses Ingo and Emmet and Y/n! [Also cross posted on my Tumblr and A03 accounts!]
