Pokémon Subway Bosses x reader oneshots

Incorrect Quote dump 19

Sources: the Simpsons, Malcolm in the middle, not always right, me, Brooklyn 99, team fortress 2, 30 rock, Suit life of Zack & cody, parks and rec, Icarly

Tw: blood, Zombies and human Experimentation.

Feat. OC: Winona "Winnie" Trevithick, Ingo and Emmet's mother.

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[Y/n returning to Jubilife after dealing with Volo.]

Y/n: I wasn't injured. I was lightly stabbed.

Ingo: I'm sorry. You were stabbed?

Y/n: Lightly stabbed. I didn't want to frighten you.

{Ingo opens her winter jacket sees the blood stain growing and seeping through her shirt, his eye twitches, Ingo picks Y/n up and carries her to clinic, while yelling at her for being reckless and going with Volo alone!]

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[Before they were dating Emmet is pouting watching S/o talk with another guy.]

Emmet: [to Ingo] Look at them, talking to some idiot. Who is that guy? What am I saying? I don't care. Why should I care? There's nothing that special about them. (Shaking Ingo by the shoulders.) Why is this bugging me so much? If I'm such a genius I should be able to come up with a smart way to deal with this.

Ingo: hmmmm....

{Ingo's 'Emmet's gonna do something dumb.' senses are tingling, cut to a while later at the twins house.}

Ingo {half asleep, on his phone talking with S/o.}: Why did you throw a brick through S/o's window at 2:00 in the morning?

Emmet: I don't know. I really don't...

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Emmet: (silently farts) Hmm, that was nice.

Ingo: What was ni- (the smell hits him) Ew! *urk!* Emmet, what the hell?!

Emmet: Hahaha! Yes! suffer! (farts more) Fear me brother!

Ingo: (trying desperately to escape the battle car) Nooo! why is the door locked?! *gag* Stop it Emmet!

[Y/n unlocks the door, freeing Ingo from the gas chamber he hugs her.]

Ingo: *sobbing* Oh! Thank-you...thank-you...

Y/n: What?, Why are you...blurg, what the fuck is that smell?!

Emmet: *waves at her*

Y/n: Arc's sake, Emmet! what, did you eat sulfur for breakfast?! *gag* jeez!

Emmet: Yeah, two bowls of it! Hehhaha....*farts again*

Y/n: You're a walking biohazard! *gags* You need to see a doctor dude, that ain't natural!

{Double battles were cancelled until the battle car was aired out.]

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{Necromancer au: Emmet is working on a client, who wanted some kind of magic enhancement done on them, Emmet has them on a slab, chest open he uses magic to keep them alive while he takes their heart out.]