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Incorrect Quote dump 12

Sources: texts from last night, Community, me, not always right, vine, that 70s show, mission hill, the simpsons, hardstop lucas, parks and rec, corner gas, community, it's always sunny, the simpsons

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[Ingo finds Emmet's Mytube channel which he didn't know about, called Emmet's Kitchen. He clicks on the most recent vid.]

Emmet: Welcome to Emmet's kitchen, today we're gonna be making potato gnoc-

[the pot behind him bursts into flames.]

Y/n: oh...

Emmet: *not looking* Is it on fire? *camera nods* Call the fire department.

Y/n: Yep.

Emmet: We're gonna be making potato gnocchi-

{Suddenly Ingo smells something burning, he finally notices the video is a live stream and hears the downstairs fire alarm go off...]

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[dad! Emmet talks to to his daughter's boyfriend in the garage over his relationship with his daughter]

Emmet: Now Y/n tells me, you and d/n want to see each other and there's nothing I can do about it...That's where she's wrong, I could kill you.

[B/n nervously eyes the moving wall of discharging Joltiks behind Emmet.]

Emmet: That was a joke, Laugh B/n..

B/n: [forced laugh]

Emmet: Now what you want to do is fly in under my radar, so that if I don't see you and D/n together, or even mention her name in the same breath, I might just forget that you even exist, got it?

B/n: Yeah, so if you mean me and D/n -

Emmet: Oh no, now, you just mentioned my daughter's name.

B/n: Ok, so if B/n and your daughter -

Emmet: No no, see...that's not gonna work either.

B/n: This is hard, Mr. Trevithick!

Emmet: Yeah, you're gonna be here 'till you get it right, B/n!

B/n: Okay Mr. Trevithick, but eventually my parents gonna come looking for me.

[Emmet chuckles menacingly]

Emmet: *threatening* Yeah... But they're not gonna find ya!

B/n: *blanches*

Emmet: Oh, that's another joke. Come on laugh, B/n!

[Emmet pats B/n on the back who begins to cry]

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Emmet: Where is the baby Dedenne I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? 😭😭

Y/n: Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.

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