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Incorrect Quote dump 17

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{Volo runs into Ingo, Lucas in the Highlands and meets Kloe for the first time, the little girl can feel the bad vibes coming from the blonde merchant.]

Volo: Why hello there little one.

Kloe:*hiding behind Ingo's leg* You're creepy.

Volo: *chuckles* You really shouldn't say hurtful things to grownups.

Kloe: *Glares, and hugs Ingo's leg tighter* ....

Ingo: *ahem* I apologize for Kloe, she's shy...

Volo: That's okay. I'm sure we'll be good friends soon enough...

[Volo proceeds to ask Ingo about the rifts and his memory loss.]

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[Ingo walks into the kitchen early in the morning to find Emmet awake and in seemly deep thought, he pours himself a coffee and watches his brother concerned.]

Ingo: Why are you pacing?

Emmet: Let me ask you something, Ingo. What would you do if, hypothetically, through a series of unforeseeable circumstances, you found yourself commanding an army of benevolent Machamps?

Ingo: ......What?

Emmet: Picture it. A dozen Machamps, any one of them can rip a Mudsdale in half, willing to follow your every command. Well, you'd have to do something really great with that. Something noble and unselfish, but not too expensive. And we are not even taking into account that I could easily be led to the dark side. Ingo, you have to promise me, if you ever see me holding a Purrloin and laughing maniacally over a globe, you need to let me know.

{Ingo sips his coffee and silently stares at Emmet for a few moments.]

Ingo: *sigh* It's too early in the morning for this tank-shit! (leaves the kitchen)

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{After Emmet hurts his knee, but doesn't want Ingo to know about it so his adopted daughter Gidget brings him to one of her friends back in the Nimbasa boonies for help, cut to Emmet in a messy living room laying on a ratty old sofa while a little boy looks him over, with Cilan, Iris and Gidget standing by.]

(Blythe is the son of a nurse Joy and a doctor, his name means 'joyful')

Blythe: Yeah, the knee's dislocated.

Emmet: So what are you? Some kind of prodigy genius doctor?

Blythe: No, my dad's a really bad doctor. He lets me use his stuff.

Emmet: You know, Giddy. I'm not sure we need Blythe.

Gidget : He does great work, Dad. He set my nose three times, (points at a scar on her neck.) And gave me a tracheotomy with a crazy straw.

Emmet: I see...And What kind of anesthetic does he use?

[Blythe and Gidget shoot Iris and Clian a 'get ready' look, they nod.]