Sources: Archer, Malcolm in the middle, rooster teeth, Night court, tumblr, iasip
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Beni: My tactics were flawless! And yet my forces lay decimated!
{Beni is playing Warhammer with Y/n, Ingo and Laventon.]
Y/n: *snickering* Because you left your Beastman exposed to The professor's Chaos dwarf!
Professor Laventon: Prepare knave for- (Dodges a shuriken being thrown at him.)
Beni: *holding another shuriken* Call me knave again....
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[Ingo watching in shock as Emmet helps Y/n do chores around the house, cleaning, doing laundry and putting away the groceries.]
Ingo: What the heck up with him today, He never does the dishes or laundry when I ask him to!
Elesa: Emmet was busy playing his videogames and was acting like a jerk to Y/n yesterday.
Ingo: so... She took away his Switch?
Elesa: No, she took all the marshmallows out his cereal and won't tell him where she hid them until he's helped with all the chores.
[Awkward pause as they watch Emmet sweep the hallway, then stop to check the inside of a vase for his marshmallows, then pout when he doesn't find them and silently goes back to sweeping.]
Ingo: *nervous* I see...I gotta go!
(Ingo goes to the freezer make sure his Toaster Strudel's Icing packs are safe!)
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[Elesa watches in disgust as Ingo and Emmet take turns eating expired food from the refrigerator, They're competing over who gets to use the car, cos they both have dates planned on the same night.]
Emmet: *hands carton to Ingo.* When's the last Christmas we had eggnog?
Ingo: *Trying to read the faded Expiration date.* I think way before Elesa took over the gym.
[The carton hisses ominously as it is opened, everyone winces...Oh Arc's will, the smell! ]
Ingo: *handing Carton to Emmet* It's all you, little brother.
[Emmet chugs the eggnog and begins gagging loudly.]
Ingo: *to a horrified Elesa, while trying no to gag too* This is a game tha-...*urk* That has no winners.
[Situations like these are why Elesa has poison control and the emergency services on speed dial.]
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{Y/n and Emmet are in Kalos for vacation wandering around the hotel drunk making a vlog acting like idiots as go to their room.]
Emmet: *singing* Here were are, first time in Kalos! and we have noooo idea where we are!
{Emmet tests a door with his keycard but it doesn't work and they keep walking and giggling.]
Y/n: They took down all the signs, so you have no idea wher- What are you doing?
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Pokémon Subway Bosses x reader oneshots
FanfictionA series of random oneshots starring the subway bosses Ingo and Emmet and Y/n! [Also cross posted on my Tumblr and A03 accounts!]
