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Incorrect Quote dump 14

Sources: Me, Life of Brian, Not always right, parks and rec, monk, the simpsons, rooster teeth, the mentalist, Malcolm in the middle,

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{Emmet stop by the Grind station for lunch, when he sees his S/o coming back from outside.]

Emmet: What were you outside for, by the way?

S/o: Oh, just bringing out an order to a customer. It was small, so I didn't mind.

Emmet: How bad is the fog out there?"

S/o: It's like Silent Hill kind of thick, again. Y'know, when it's thick like this, I try to catch it, but I always mist.

{They smirk as Emmet looks at them a flatly.]

S/o: C'mon, not even a sympathy chuckle?

Emmet: You've been hanging out with Elesa too much.

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Emmet: When did you know you wanted to marry me?

S/o: The day after you moved in.

Emmet: *Laughing* Why, because I cleaned your entire apartment while you were at work and had dinner ready when you got home?

S/o: Nah, it was my Skitty, Mortimer. he wasn't hiding like I thought he'd be with a new person in the house; he was on your lap! You were even petting him and he was just purring away, happy as could be. You looked up, smiled, and said, 'I thought you said he was skittish!' That was when I knew. If you could win over Mortimer that fast, you were someone I needed to be with."

Emmet: And because you like my meatloaf.

S/o: And because I love your meatloaf.

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[Emmet and his so are at a party, after he helped them around the coffee shop all day on his day off.]

S/o: Thank you so much for your help today. *Sigh* You're so nice, I really don't want to find out that you're a serial killer or something.

Emmet: Tell you what, sweetie. I promise I'll kill you first so you won't find out anything.

S/o: Oh, thank you! *gives him a kiss and goes to get a beer.*

[Clay, Elesa and Grimsley who heard the whole exchange, look at Emmet oddly.]

Emmet: *choked up* They totally get me!

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{Emmet's S/o's is on her period, she was running low on tampons/pads and the cramps were pretty bad that she couldn't get out of bed, Emmet goes out and buys her stuff.]

Emmet: [walks through the door] I couldn't remember if you needed the ones with the green wrapper or the purple wrapper, so I got both. And I wasn't sure if you'd be craving sweet or salty, so I got a bag of Lays and a pack of Oreos, and a two-liter of Coke for the cramps. Wait, why are you crying?!

S/o: *Sobbing* Because I love you so much! *hugs Emmet*

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