Pokémon Subway Bosses x reader oneshots

Roommate au: Platonic! Subway bros and Fem! reader.

Based off a YouTube video I saw: The twins roommate Y/n is outside having a smoke since the twins have a no smoking in the house rule, anyway she sees something's up at the neighbors and calls the twins to come take a look.

{Tw: cheating, threats of violence.]

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Y/n was sitting on the back porch holding her cigarette in her lips while she looked through her jacket for a lighter, when she sees the neighbors second story bedroom window open, and saw clothes being thrown out while out and their neighbor's wife Sherry was frantically yelling at someone to "hurry" and to "get out!" Feeling something awesome was about to go down Y/n poked her head into the house, calling out to her roommates. "Ingo, Emmet get out here, you guys gotta see this!" she said giddily.

The twins looked at each other stopped whatever they were doing and joined Y/n outside, just in time to see a man who wasn't Sherry's husband climb out the neighbor's bedroom window in nothing but his underwear. "Hello!" Y/n greeted as the guy hissed at her shut-up. "Her fucking husbands here!" There's a pause the guy hangs off the windowsill. "Ya think I'm fucking stupid?!" the trio look at each other. "Well no one's saying you're smart." Ingo bluntly stated the dude flipped him off as they hear Phil screaming at his wife demanding to know where her damn side-piece is!

Sherry was insisting it was only her at home. "SPOINKSHIT! WHEN I FIND THE BASTARD, I'M GONNA TEAR HIS FUCKING BALLS AND FEED THEM TO HIM!" The guy blanched as Y/n and Twins started snickering at his misfortune. "I don't like your chances dude..." Emmet chortled while Y/n compared him to Spinarak-man as he hung on to the windowsill for dear life, by the sounds of it Sherry's husband had made it into the bedroom and was making his way to the window! Lover-boy's face turned blue and he let go of the window ledge, falling somewhere in the neighbors backyard.

Phil appeared in the window a few seconds later looking around his backyard wildly he was practically frothing at the mouth, when they noticed Y/n and the twins watching him nervously. "IS HE FUCKING OVER THERE?!" he snarled the trio shook their heads and watched as Phil surveyed his yard again, before pointing down at his truck.

"YOU!!!!!" He bellowed as they heard a tiny voice whimper out. "Oh fuck me..." The twins and Y/n ran into the front street where half the neighborhood was outside watching, just in time to see Sherry's boy-toy rush out from the backyard and passed by their house; followed by a raging Phil... Who was holding a baseball bat!

"Holy Arc! didn't know people could run that fast!" Y/n said in awe as the two men were just specks in the distance. "If someone was chasing me with murderous intent I'd run faster then a Dodrio on caffeine pills!" Ingo hummed also impressed Emmet nodded along in agreement, A few seconds later a flustered Sherry came out of her house talking on the phone with someone , she noticed half the neighborhood staring at her and quickly ran back inside.

A few days later....

It came as no surprise to anyone when Sherry and Phil were getting a divorce and selling their house, Y/n caught a glimpse of Sherry as she was getting into a moving van with her father, The younger woman looked like a empty zombified husk compared to the bubbly blonde newly wed who moved in four months ago...

The rumor going around was she tried getting with her boyfriend later, but he wanted nothing to do with her, That was understandable, considering her ex-Husband threatened to beat him with baseball bat! Needless to say, It's never a dull moment living with the twins...the three still laugh at the mental image of Sherry's lover hanging off the windowsill like a desperate Aipom.