Pokémon Subway Bosses x reader oneshots

Incorrect Quote dump 18

Sources: What we do in the shadows, myself, Tik-tok, parks and rec, not always right, twitter, the office, Archer, Malcolm in the middle.

Featured aus & ocs {Necromancy au, werewolf au, dad! Emmet Au, Time warden AU} OCs: Gidget Crewe-Trevithick

TW for: Death, Zombies, human experimentation, and suggestive themes.

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{Emmet and his S/o are on his couch, S/o is vlogging]

Emmet's S/o: My boyfriend and I are laying on his couch, then his older brother came in and yelled at him that he was taking up the whole couch.

{They point their phone down at a bowl in their lap, while keeping Emmet's hand away as he tries to grab it.]

Emmet's S/o: And then his brother told me I could have allll the Watermelon and I don't have to share with him..(giggles) F*ckin'B!

Emmet: (Lillipup eyes): Are ya still gonna share with me though?

Emmet's S/o: ummmmm.

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[Necromancer Au: Emmet's spouse and assistant confronts him after seeing Franken-Ingo chained up and screaming in the basement. ]

Emmet's S/o: You turned your own brother into a Zombie?!

Emmet: Darling please, we use the term 'Living impaired' in this house....and yes, I did.

Emmet's So: Why would you do such a thing?

Emmet: Why... Do I need a good reason? He's my big brother and I wanted him back.

[Emmet's S/o looks like they're gonna pass out, Emmet reach for them but they recoil from his touch.]

Emmet (slowly reaching for a poisoned syringe): Why are you backing away, Do I disgust you? Are you going to leave me now too?

[S/o realizing they may very well end up like Ingo if they run.]

Emmet S/o: .....No.

Emmet: Verry good answer, Cos' it would've been a shame if I had put you in chains too.~ (S/o goes to make dinner.) And Darling? Do keep this between us, we don't need the church breathing down our necks, now do we?

{S/o swallows hard and nods before leaving Emmet's lab.] (Note: S/o is by no means as innocent as their making themselves out to be, they own a mortuary and operate a funeral home, sometimes bodies or parts go missing...)

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[Ingo returned from sick leave to find out the depo agent he put in charge went on a power trip and fired Y/n for accidentally giving him the wrong schedule.And replaced her with one of his friends, Well after Ingo and Emmet returned they chewed the tiny man out, knocking him down a few pegs and put him on the graveyard shift, Ingo goes to Y/n's house and tells her to return to Gear station since she wasn't fired, luckily she accepts.]

Ingo: Okay, I'm leaving. Bye, [N/n].

Y/n: Bye... Duke Zephyr.

[Ingo freezes shocked that Y/n knows about his Jazz man persona. Not even Emmet knows about that! He closes the door and looks at her surprised]