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Incorrect Quote dump 10 🎉

Sources: Law and order, corner gas, the simpsons, me, Tik tok, vine, house M.D.

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[Ingo and Elesa are watching Emmet on the Security camera, he's in the coffee shop while Y/n staking mugs with the Gear and Grind station logos on them, when one of the mugs falls without her noticing. Emmet catches the mug without even looking... It takes a moment for Emmet to realize what just happen, he puts the mug down and starts making shooting motions with his wrists.]

Elesa: what's he doing?

Ingo: Trying to see if he's spinarak-man, he got bit by one when we were in Johto, and every now and then Emmet checks to see if he's got "Spider-powers."

Elesa:...Why, Spinarak-man? I mean with his obsession with Joltiks, shouldn't he be checking to see if he was the Iron Joltik, or whoever to the dude in fuzzy armor and extra limbs is?

Ingo: First of all, his name is Doctor Galvantula and second he's a villain and Spinarak-man's mortal enemy! and third, He didn't get his powers from a bite, he gets them from his power suit that had fused him with his Pokémon partner in freak teleporter accident!

Elesa: Okay, calm down comic nerd! Can we just go back watching people embarrass themselves on CCTV?

[Ingo grunted and brought up some footage of a man picking his nose and then wiping it on another man who was passing by, while his wife glares at him in disgust.]

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[ When your one of your bros is afraid of heights , Elesa is filming Emmet driving up the side of a mountain, he's white knuckled clutching the steering wheel, while she looks out the window. ]

Elesa: Damn that's pretty steep!

Emmet: *tensely* Elesa, shut the f*ck up!

Elesa: *snorts*

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[Elesa on Emmet's shoulders goes up to a Drive Thru window]

Elesa: I know this is a Drive Thru, But I don't have a car... I'm on my bestfriend, *gestures to Emmet* Does that count?

Drive Thru Worker: Ma'am, You gotta leave!

Elesa: Okay!

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Emmet: Hey N/n, c'mon. I haven't eaten in an hour. [he turns to Ingo and Elesa] You guys go on ahead. This Lil'Skitty owes me lunch.

Y/n: I don't owe him anything! I'm just gonna supervise his pizza withdrawal.

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[Y/n trying to teach Emmet basic first-aid and CPR training.]

Y/n: Start counting.

[Emmet takes his own pulse]

Y/n: How many?

Emmet: 26.

Y/n: ....Okay, either you suck at math, or you're going to die in two seconds.

[A moment passes, and nothing happens]