Pokémon Subway Bosses x reader oneshots

Incorrect Quote dump 26

Sources: Reddit, myself, Young sheldon, family guy, twitter, the office, Roseanne, vine, Frasier

AUs featured: Necromancer, roommate au, Lili'Subway bros, Depot agents au, Mechanic au.
Featured oc: Mason {Ingo's son}

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{E-S/o sends Emmet sexy pics of themselves posing in Eelektross, Galvantula and Archeops themed lingerie.]

Emmet, checks his phone turns bright red.: Yowza!! (Whistles)

Ingo, who was napping at his desk jolts awake from fright: wha-what happened?

Emmet, whose bright red tapping his foot and texting his S/o: Nothing, go back to sleep.

Ingo, squinting at his brother: Emmet... is your nose is bleeding?

Emmet, covering his nose with his glove: Not it's not, you're just tired, go back to napping...

Ingo, tries look over at Emmet's phone: Is E-S/o sexting you?

Emmet, quickly hiding his phone:......No?

Ingo, Not buying it: Uh-huh...

Emmet, bright red: Stop looking at me like that!

Ingo, gets up to get some coffee: Whatever, just don't let it interfere with work, (looks at Emmet's bloody shirt and glove.) and change your shirt and gloves; you look like you stabbed someone.

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{Y/n sends Ingo a naughty pic of herself in Chandelure themed lingerie.]

Ingo, checks his phone: (spits his coffee at Emmet) WOOOWH!

Emmet, grossed out: Ingo, What the F-

Ingo, Blushing staring at his phone: Hummama baba !

Emmet, wiping off his coffee stained shirt: What is it? (Tries to look over Ingo's shoulder. )

Ingo, quickly presses his phone to his chest: N-No you can't look!

Emmet, looking at Ingo like he's lost his marbles: Why not?

Ingo: Because!

Emmet:...

Emmet, realizing what's up: Did Y/n send you a nudie pic?

Ingo, cheri red: What?! pfft, NO!

Emmet:, smirked: Oh, I think she did.~

Ingo: Leave me alone dammit!

Emmet: okay!~ (Gets up to leave.) Oh, and tell Y/n she's paying for my uniforms dry cleaning.

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{ Lil'Subway bros: 9 year old Ingo needs to go to the dentist get a misshapen tooth pulled.]

Emmet: Ingo, lots of people get their teeth pulled. It's not a big deal.

Ingo, holding an ice-pack to his sore jaw: Stop enjoying this.

Emmet: I'm sorry.

Ingo: No, you're not.

Emmet: No, I'm not.