Sources: Rooster teeth, tumblr, myself, Venom 2, buzzfeed unsolved, twitter, Frasier, young Sheldon, that 70s show, night court, youtube, home movies.
Tw: Childbirth, blood, swearing, dark humor.
Feat Au: courtroom au, Roommate au, Symbiote au
Feat. OCs: Winona Trevithick {Aka Ingo and Emmet's mom.}
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[Y/n is in labor and Emmet gets her to the hospital, while trying to call Ingo who's currently stuck on a battle train. Emmet also notices the hospital staff aren't taking Y/n's labor seriously, and are pretty much ignoring Emmet's pleas for help!]
Y/n: Emmet, the baby is coming...
Emmet: I know N/n as just wait for a doc...
Y/n: N-no, I-I mean right now, I gotta push and you need catch it.
[Emmet goes goes blue in the face.]
Emmet: What if Emmet doesn't want to catch it?
Y/n: *grabs him by the tie* EMMET BETTER F*CKING CATCH IT OR HE'LL BE CATCHING MY WRATH!
Emmet: (freaked out) Okay, okay...
[Emmet quickly grabs a towel off a table and gets back to Y/n just in time to catch his newborn nephew! Emmet looking down at the baby in shock just as a nurse walks in.]
Nurse: Alright Mrs. Trevithick we're ready to...
(The nurse stares slacked jaw at Emmet whose holding a bloody gunk covered crying newborn.]
Emmet: *pissed off* You guys certainly took your sweet ass time, didn't ya?
Nurse: *picks jaw off floor*...I, y-You can't do that!
Emmet: Well I'm not puttin' it back!
{Needless to say, Ingo nearly had an aneurysm when he heard how his son was born!]
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{Ingo rushes into Y/n's barn as she's fixing her time-Train's engine.]
Ingo: Did you teach the villagers and clansmen modern slang?
Y/n: What?
Ingo: This morning Irida greeted me as Ingo, my dude. Arezu just called Zisu Dummi thick! Adaman described Beni's mochi as totally bussin' bro!, and I swear the other day I heard Melli calling his Stunktank a Chonky boi! was it you?
Y/n: No!
Ingo: Well if it wasn't you, and it certainly wasn't me then who...
[pause, than it clicks]
Y/n & Ingo: Lucas!?
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[Y/n comes into the kitchen and finds Ingo and Emmet silently glaring at each other angerly while a pot of pasta boils on the stove.]
Y/n: um, what's going on, why are you making angry spaghetti?
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Pokémon Subway Bosses x reader oneshots
FanfictionA series of random oneshots starring the subway bosses Ingo and Emmet and Y/n! [Also cross posted on my Tumblr and A03 accounts!]
