Sources: Not always right, Texts from last night, me, the simpsons, Malcolm in the middle
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{Ingo seeing Y/n doing something dangerous or stupid.]
Ingo: EMMET NO!
[Emmet whose standing next to him.]
Emmet: *bemused* What?
Ingo: Sorry, force of habit, Y/N NO!
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(Y/n and Ingo are on the train home, Y/n sitting next to a group of teenagers who are loudly discussing children and the right age to have them. Ingo is standing in front of her with their baby son strapped to his chest.)
Teenage Girl: ...and she said 20, but that's way too early!"
Teenager Boy: Right. Maybe 25, but that seems a bit early, too.
Teenage Girl 2: Yeah, you might be still in university or something. *earnestly* I think 30 is a good age. Your life is essentially over by then anyway.
Y/n: *silently to Ingo* Wow, I guess we're dead then. [Ingo coughs to cover up a laugh.]
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[Ingo is chatting with Y/n the ticket attendant as a teenage girl approaches the booth.]
Customer: One child's ticket to Castelia.
Y/n: How old are you?
Customer: Fifteen.
[Ingo and Y/n side eye each other.]
Y/n: Full fare, please.
Customer: I'M FIFTEEN, YOU F****** B****** S*** HEAD! HOW DARE YOU SAY I'M OLDER THAN I AM?! I SHOULD HAVE YOU DONE FOR DISCRIMINATION! I WANT FREE TRAVEL NOW!
Ingo: Miss please calm down and refrain from using such vulgar language, there are children here.
[The girl gives him the stink eye, as Ingo cocks a brow.]
Ingo: Oh, and Happy birthday.
[he calmly points to the "Happy 18th Birthday" badge on her shirt. The teens face turns a lovely shade of purple as she slumps in defeat.]
Y/n: So, full fare?
Customer: Yeah...
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To the passenger holding the door open... Congratulations. You now have the only open carriage in the whole train. And now, the whole of Nimbasa wants to get on it. Take your time if you like. I don't mind, since I'm the only one being paid to just sit here. But the other passengers might get annoyed
Emmet on the PA System, during the noon rush hour.
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A Reminder to passengers: trains are not busses. If you hold your arm out as the train approaches the platform, you will end up with a broken or missing arm...
Ingo over the PA system after a... incident, occurred earlier in the week.
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Pokémon Subway Bosses x reader oneshots
FanfictionA series of random oneshots starring the subway bosses Ingo and Emmet and Y/n! [Also cross posted on my Tumblr and A03 accounts!]
