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Incorrect Quote dump 4

Sources: Malcolm in the middle, myself, the simpsons, vine, tik tok, parks and rec, big bang theory, the office, back to the future, gravity falls.

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[Ingo and Emmet are sitting in their office eating breakfast.]

Emmet: *drinking coffee* Bagels are just Donuts that think they're bread...

[Ingo who eating a bagel, angerly glares at him.]

Ingo: Emmet I swear to Arceus...

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[After saving Lucas from an Alpha Garchomp.]

Ingo: What's the matter with you boy? Don't you realize you could get killed?

Lucas: Ingo, I can't die.

Ingo: What?

Lucas: I'm 15.

Ingo: And so you can't die?

Lucas: I just don't see it happening.

Ingo: I got news for you, Lucas — Fifteen-year-olds die all the time.

Lucas: Come on, Ingo, that's just something they tell you so you'll stay off drugs.

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[Emmet and Y/n are cooking dinner for Elsa's birthday when the oven Buzzer goes off]

Emmet: *gasps* The Monkfish!! [searches drawer] Where are the oven mitts?

[Y/n is stirring the wine sauce.]

Y/n: Do you want me to look?

Emmet: No, keep stirring. No place mats, no tea towels. I need something.

Y/n: I'll get a towel from the bathroom.

Emmet: No, there's not enough time. It has to come out at exactly 5:38. Not 5:37, not 5:39.

Y/n: Well, what are you gonna do?

Emmet: There's only one thing I can do. [walks over to oven and opens it]

Y/n: Emmet, nooooo!!!

Emmet: Emmet, Yes!

[He grabs Monkfish pan with his bare hands, screams as he pulls it out of the oven.]

Emmet: Make me a space!!

Y/n: Where?!?

Emmet: Move the oven mitts!

[Y/n moves the oven mitts and Emmet sets the Monkfish on the table, Emmet shakes and blows on his hands. Meanwhile Ingo, Chief and Elesa are all watching this from the livingroom doorway, wondering what the hell did they just witness?]

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Emmet: Ingo, do you trust me?

{Ingo's 'Emmet is going do something very stupid and/or dangerous" sense is tingling.]

Ingo: No.

Emmet: [aggressively] Do you fear me?

Ingo: Not in the long run.