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Ingo x [fem] Reader: You're too loud!

[A snooty neighbor ambushes Y/n while she's getting the mail, and starts yelling at her to keep the noise down, and Y/n for the life of her, can't figure out what the woman is talking about!}

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T rating: for implied sexual activity.

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It was a calm summer morning as Y/n stepped outside humming morning train as she walked down the porch and over to the mailbox, Y/n was still humming unaware of her overly pearl clutching neighbor Linda angerly approaching her, until she heard the older woman's snobbish *ahem* from behind her.

Y/n mentally cussed wondering what the hell the woman was going to whine about now? were her Mareep choose sleep pjs too scanty for her liking? it's a tank-top and shorts get over it! "Linda, what can I do for you this fine morning?" Y/n said with false cheer as Linda sniffed at her contempt written all over her withered face. "You keep that disgusting noise down, some people are trying to sleep!" the old woman huffed indignantly, while Y/n just gave her a blank look having no idea what this woman was talking about. "What noise?" the old woman bristled at this response.

"Don't play coy, you know exactly what noise I'm talking about!"

"No Linda, I really don't know anything about any noise."

"Just stop with the noise!"

"If ya would tell me what this noise is, then I'll take care of it!"

The old woman's face was beet red as she sputtering about calling the police if the noise didn't stop! Ingo and Emmet were coming out of the house as Linda was scurrying back to her home, Ingo went to give Y/n a quick peck on cheek, when the sound of Linda slamming her front door the caused him to look across the road at the old crobat's house in bemusement. He then sighed tiredly. Yeah, Linda has that effect on people.... "What was she on about now? Did the wind blow some of our leaves into her yard again?" he muttered keeping his eyes on the old woman's house.

He could see Linda glaring at them from behind the curtain. "Apparently she complaining about "the noise"." Ingo brows furrowed and he looked at Y/n confused. "Noise, What kind of noise?" he looked at his wife incredulously, Y/n just shrugged. She was completely at a loss about their neighbor's gripe. "I asked her about it, but she wouldn't describe it! She just got mad and left." They figured the old woman was just hearing things or likely was trying to stir the pot for no reason other than to cause drama.

[Cut to later that night.]

Ingo collapsed next to Y/n sweaty and out of breath his arm resting lazily on her bare waist as they laid in bed and relaxed in the afterglow of their nightly activities, Ingo pulled his wife close and gave her a kiss on the shoulder. "Are you ok?" he husked as Y/n tiredly nodded. "Do you some water?" he asked finally getting the feeling back in his legs. "Yeah.." Y/n hummed contently Ingo chuckled and gave her a quick kiss on the forehead, as he got his sweatpants on and went downstairs to get a bottle of water for them to share.

Ingo was surprise to see Y/n up from bed when he got back to their room, she was wearing his shirt and was looking out the window concerned he frowned as he came up behind her. "What?" he asked taking a drink from the bottle and handing it to her. "Not sure, but the cops are at Linda's place." she said before taking a drink, Ingo looked out the window and squinted he couldn't really see much without his contacts or glasses on... Was Linda pointing at their house?

There was knock at the door, Ingo and Y/n looked at each other confused, Y/n buttoned up the shirt up and put on some shorts while Ingo got his glasses and a t-shirt on and the two went down stairs and opened the front door, where they were greeted by two equally confused cops and a red face Linda. "Tell them to stop the noise!" the old woman demanded while the cops told her to go wait at her house.

Both Ingo and Y/n let out annoyed sighs. "Lemme guess, noise complaint?" The cops nodded looking tired this wasn't the first time Linda has called them for something arbitrary things, she once called the cops on Emmet for giving out drugs!...It was Halloween candy, they were trick or treaters because it was Halloween. So, yeah the cops take anything Linda says with a grain of salt.

"Did she at least tell you what this noise was, cos we have zero clue on what she's talkin' about!" The cops shook their heads they were hoping Y/n or Ingo would tell them. "She kept getting angry and yelling 'stop the noise' over and over." the couple hummed in confusion as Emmet came up the from the basement for glass of chocolate moo-moo milk. "Emmet did you hear anything weird?" Ingo asked his younger brother who shook his head. "Naw, I didn't hear anything." Emmet said as he finished making his drink; then put his earplugs back in as he went back downstairs to bed... Which Y/n, Ingo and the cops failed to notice.

The cops apologized for bother and the two went back to chat with Linda who would not stop ranting about her supposed 'noisy' neighbors! and the cops needed to stop them! Eventually the cops got in contact with Linda's son who came to talked to his mother and even he couldn't get her tell him what the noise was, she turned beet red and yelled "It's the noise!" like he would understand her Linda's son just looked a her very concerned.

Color the Trevithick's surprised when a moving truck appeared in Linda's driveway a day later, apparently Linda's son decided it would be best if his mother went to live with his sister in Johto.

He apologized to Ingo and Y/n for the trouble his mother caused, Linda just sat in his car giving them all the stink eye as they drove away... There was pregnant silence in the air before Emmet bursts out laughing scaring the crap out of Ingo and Y/n. "Hahaha...that was great! good job acting clueless you two!" Emmet cheered as he threw his arms over their shoulders, Ingo and Y/n looked at him bemused.

"What do you mean?"

"*chuckles* C'mon now guys, she's gone you don't have to pretend anymore."

"What are you talking about?"

"Oh, like you didn't know that Linda could hear you two screwin' like a pair of rabid Explouds!"

Needless to say, Ingo and Y/n were mortified while Emmet was completely oblivious! He laughed as he ruffled Y/n's hair and gave Ingo a pat on the back, and went on doing a victory dance towards the house while singing "Ding-dong the witch is gone!~ Which old witch the wicked witch!~" While a flustered Y/n and Ingo just wanted to crawl into a dark hole and die...