Pokémon Subway Bosses x reader oneshots

Incorrect Quote dump 13

Sources: me, Not always right, texts from last night, corner gas, the simpsons, scrubs, red vs blue

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Once again I have to be embarrassed for the both of us.

-Ingo to a drunk Emmet who somehow got his head stuck in a pot.

[Cut to the next morning where Emmet is seeing a photo of Elesa holding him in a headlock while Ingo tries to pull the pot off his head.]

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[Y/n in Emmet's room telling him about her pregnancy, where he's playing video games with Grimsley and Elesa.]

Y/n: So in a few months, you will be an uncle to a cute little nephew or niece.

Elesa: Oh, I hope it's a girl....Cos I got 60 bucks riding on it.

Grimsley: Your gonna lose that bet, El, It's a boy. I can feel it.

Emmet: You're worried about telling Ingo, aren't you?

Y/n: Pfft...No! Why do you say that?

Emmet: Well you've been hiding in my room for about four hours now.

Y/n: Hey, I'm just hanging, hehe...he.

[Y/n gets up from the bed goes to the door, cautiously peeks around nervously for any signs of Ingo and makes hasty get away.]

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Emmet: *is petting Y/n's Skitty*

Y/n: *referring to Skitty* He escaped outside earlier today, y'know. I found him while I was mowing the lawn.

Emmet: Did you get him back in?

Y/n: *stares at him* No, Emmet, what you're petting there is a hallucination.

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[Emmet and Ingo got into a big argument so he temporarily moves in with Y/n.]

Emmet: Living with Y/n was certainly different. She had a surprising amount of girly bath and spa products. There were lavender-scented candles, pink robes, bath salts. It. Was. Awesome.

(Emmet is relaxing in a bathtub full of bubbles. His hair is wrapped in a pink towel.)

Emmet's head: My first day off in weeks. Only one thing could make it better: Cranking up the Toto.

(Emmet turns up the volume with a remote control and sings along. He picks up a tub of body butter.)

Emmet: Mago-berry body butter?

(Emmet removes the lid and sniffs the contents, then tastes it as his phone goes off. Cut to Emmet dropping off Y/n's spare uniform after an irate customer threw an Iced-coffee at her, Y/n notices Emmet's breath smells fruity...]

Y/n: *sniffs him* ...Hey, Did you eat my mago-berry body butter?!

Emmet: No.

Emmet's head: I schmeared it on a bagel....

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