Pokémon Subway Bosses x reader oneshots

Incorrect Quote dump 2

Sources: texts from last night, Me, Scott pilgrim v the world, futurama, Tales of Xillia 2, Not always right.

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Kamado: ...Hi

Ingo:[while hugging Lucas/Dawn.] YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF!

Kamado: Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.

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[Emmet and Ingo are driving home from the station, when a group of kids run into the road and start playing jump rope.]

Ingo: *honks horn*

Emmet: Can you kids please get out of the street?

[The Kids laugh honk airhorns at them and continue playing.]

Emmet: I'm serious kids, this is your las-

[one girl flips them off, honks the airhorn at them again.]

Emmet: Right, Just remember I asked nicely. *covers his ears, nods at Ingo* Do it.

[Ingo nods, flips a switch on the dashboard and honks the horn again, This time a thunderous train horn roars through the area, scaring the shit out of the kids; the twins laugh their butts off watching the kids trip over themselves running.]

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[Emmet is hiding out at Elesa's house after coming to the realization he's in love with Y/n and doesn't know how to approach her about it.]

Elesa:*answering her phone* Hello....Oh! Engie, hey.

Elesa: ... you're outside?!

[Emmet stands up panicking, While Elesa goes to answer the door.]

Y/n: Is Emmet here?

Elesa: *poorly blocking her view*: Ahh, Y'know What?...

[Y/n sees Emmet run and jump through Elesa's living room window shattering it.]

Elesa: *trying not to cringe* you just missed him.

Y/n: *stunned*: .....Really?

[Y/n watches Emmet's arm searching for his jacket before yanking it through the window.]

Elesa: Yeah...Sorry.

[She sees Emmet running away behind Y/n who glances over her shoulder.]

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(Ingo, Y/n, Kloe (Ingo's and Y/n adopted daughter) and Mason are out shopping when the kids go into a candy store, where they have the weirdest interaction with the clerk. )

Ages Kloe: 8, Mason: 6.

Clerk: Oh look, twins!

Kloe: We aren't twins; we look nothing alike. I'm albino, and my brother has gray hair and [y/ec] eyes!

Clerk: No, you are definitely twins." *to Mason* "Aren't you, dear?

Mason: No, she's older than me!