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Incorrect Quote dump 11

Source: Frasier, Big Bang theory, Not always right, According to Jim, the simpsons, me, vine, corner gas, undergrads, Harvey birdman attorney at law, Home movies.

Some will feature my OCs.

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[Emmet shows up at Elesa's penthouse wearing a pirate costume, saying that Y/n has kicked him out, Elesa calls Ingo to come get his brother, but first Ingo and Elesa want to hear the story behind this.]

Emmet: There's a perfectly reasonably explanation for the way I'm dressed.

Ingo: All right, just keep in mind that we reserve the right to say "stop" at any time.

Emmet: Well, my plan was to leave a treasure map downstairs for Y/n with clues that would lead her to my whereabouts. Then I'd hide in the linen closet and wait for her to find me.

Elesa:*looking him up and down* Dressed like that?

Emmet: Actually no, at the time I was wearing only my eye-patch. Although, technically is it still an eye-patch if you're wearing it on your-?

Ingo & Elesa: STOP!

Emmet: Long story short, Her [relative] popped in for surprise visit and found me instead, I'll never be able to show my face to that person again!

Elesa: *trying not to laugh* I don't think it's your face they'll remember you for...

[Later Y/n calls Emmet and tells him he can come back now, since her very flustered and embarrassed relative has gone home: after 1. Y/n assured them that Emmet was her boyfriend and not some pervert who broke in. and 2. [Relative] should've called ahead and asked if they could come over, instead of just barging in Y/n's house and making themselves at home.]

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[Ingo watches Emmet working out a chess problem]

Ingo: Uh-uh. [Emmet reaches for another piece] Mmm-mmm.

Emmet: All right, what would you do?

Ingo: Well for starters, I'd take that Pokébean off the board.

Emmet: That Pokébean's my bishop. Archeops ate the real one.

Ingo: In that case, Pokébean to Rook Seven.

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[Y/n is the station plaza having lunch with Ingo whose looking through paperwork.]

Y/n: Sweetie, do you want something from the deli?

(Ingo shakes his head no and gives Y/n a little smile before walking away to collect his notes, Y/n made it barely two steps when this group of trainers including a douchy ace trainer who been trying hit on Y/n all day cuts in front of her. )

Ace trainer: Are you his assistant or something?

Y/n: No, I'm his wife.

Ace Trainer: No, really?

Y/n: Yeah, really.

Ace Trainer: *grins* What's a woman like you doing with a guy like him?