Sources: Parks and rec, IASIP, Justice league, Reddit, B99, Myself, Vine, My Family (Tv series), Detectorists.
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[Ingo is laying on the couch playing Cafe mix on his Switch.]
Emmet: Wha'cha playing Ingo? *suddenly grabs Ingo's face and squeezes.*
Ingo: Nugk ib offg! (knock it off!) *goes to slap Emmet's hand off, only to slap himself in the face when Emmet takes his hand away.*
Emmet: *wheezing laugh*
Ingo: You're a real ass sometimes!
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[Emmet finds out Ingo's girlfriend is the masked rider everyone's been talking about.]
Emmet: Your secret is safe with me. [The chief nods in understanding] To even it out, I'm gonna tell you all of my secrets. [he pulls out a list]
Y/n: Oh, no. That's... not necessary.
Emmet: [reading his secrets] I once forgot to brush my teeth for 5 weeks.
I didn't actually sell my last moped - I just forgot where I parked it.
I don't know what team Plasma is, and at this point I'm too afraid to ask.
When they say "2% milk", I do not know what the other 98% is.
When I was a baby, my head was so big scientists did experiments on me.
I once threw a soda can at a Ducklett and then it attacked my stepsister, Elesa.
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Y/n: I don't get you Ingo, why go to all that trouble to help? Why would you risk your life for me?
Ingo : [turns away, embarrassed] Because I... erm, like you.
[Y/n grabs him and plants a big kiss on his face, then leads him away by front of his tunic.]
Ingo : *flustered* Where are we going?
Y/n : Don't ask so many questions.
Melli : [to Adaman] I'm sorry, but... eww!
Adaman: C'mon Melli, Don't be petty cos she chose Ingo...
Melli: I have no Idea what you're talking about! [Walks away cursing Ingo under his breath.]
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Frick you man! If you don't like spaghetti, then you don't like me!
Emmet probably
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[Y/n looking over Emmet's Elektross, who hasn't touched it's breakfast looks lethargic.]
Y/n: Leki, what's wrong bud, you gotta a belly ache?
Elektross: tross...
[Emmet who is helping Ingo move a couch downstairs, sees Y/n with his sad Pokémon.]
Emmet: what's up?
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Pokémon Subway Bosses x reader oneshots
FanfictionA series of random oneshots starring the subway bosses Ingo and Emmet and Y/n! [Also cross posted on my Tumblr and A03 accounts!]
