Pokémon Subway Bosses x reader oneshots

Incorrect Quote dump 21

Sources: Family guy, not always right, myself, tfln, Hellsing abridged, parks and rec, how I met your mother, youtube, corner gas, the simpsons, Doctor who. scary movie 2, archer, south park, tik tok.

Featured ocs: Winona and Gwendolen Trevithick.

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{Emmet somehow got shrunk down to the size of an action figure, Looker and E-S/o track down Colress in Alola to help reverse the effects, the scientist is up for the challenge and E-s/o is happy to hear it, and tells Emmet! E-S/o looks down their top.]

E-S/o: Hey, Emmet, you can come out now.

[a view down their shirt reveals Emmet is using their chest like a hammock, he's nestled between their buns holding a tiny flashlight and reading a pocket book.]

Emmet: Ah, Turn off the light. I'm reading a ghost story.

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[Grimsley is doing a photoshoot with his cousin Elesa, he stops by the Grind Station for lunch, Elesa introduces him to Emmet's S/o when he notices something.]

Grimsley: *Stare at E-S/o neck with sly grin* So... what kind of vacuum cleaner do you own?

E-S/o: *befuddled* Huh?

Grimsley: *keeps smirking*

Elesa: *laughing* It's a Hoover!

(The cousins laugh as they leave the café, but S/o is still confused and looks at their coworker, Waffle.)

E-S/o: What was that all about?

Waffle: Have you seen your neck boss? You look like you were strangled!

(E-S/o run into the restroom and looks at themselves in the mirror, they are mortified to see hickeys all over their neck. Needless to say, Emmet was confused why E-S/o was wearing turtlenecks and scarves to work?)

E-S/o: It's your fault! ya wannabe vampire! (unties scarf, showing him the hickeys.) Look at my neck, look at it!

[Emmet blushes.]

Emmet: I can't help it! Yer neck looks so kissable, and you make such cute noises when I do it!

E-S/o: Still though...I think a little punishment is in order, no more necking until these fade...

Emmet: *drops to his knees* Noooooooo- Wait, we can still have s*x, right?

E-s/o: *adverts eyes* Ah...*cough* Not at the moment. (they're on their menses)

Emmet: NOOOOOOoooo!

E-S/o: It's only three days dude!

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S/o: (just shaved their legs) Seriously, feel how soft I am!

(Emmet rubs their leg.)

Emmet: Yeah... It's like you kicked a soccer ball made of razor blades and it didn't cut you!

S/o:.....What?