Pokémon Subway Bosses x reader oneshots

Incorrect Quote dump 29

Sources: Tumblr, South park, lost boys , water boy, that 70s show, Tiktok, Star trek, the Simpsons, parks and rec, red vs blue, not always right, Sabrina the teenage witch, big bang theory.

AUs featured: Demon bride au, Single dad Emmet, Necromancer AU.
featured OCs: Winona Trevithick. Vernal Chastain.

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Ingo: Why are you looking at me?

Y/n: Why are you looking at me?

Emmet, doing a one armed handstand on Crustle: Why isn't anyone looking at me?

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{Y/n and the twins go through hell saving Elesa and fighting Vampires all night, only for the head Vampire to appear before them, he's ready to kill them all for killing his 'family', when suddenly a car with antlers on the grill crashes through the house and impales the the head Vamp through the chest! Everyone watches as he turns to ash and nervously wait for whoever saved them to come out of the car, Everyone is left speechless when out steps the twins mother.]

Y/n: Holy shit...

Elesa: Aunt Winnie?!

Ingo: Mom?

{Winona briefly glances at them and says nothing as she calmly goes up to fridge; grabs a can of cola and takes a drink.]

Emmet, hesitantly steps forward: m-Mommy?

Winona, closes the fridge and looks down at the can: *Sighs* The one thing about living in Nimbasa I never could stomach, all the damn vampires.

{Walks away without another word, leaving her sons flabbergasted that she knew about the vampires.]

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{It's quittin' time Y/n and and the twins are taking the last train home to Nimbasa.]

Y/n, sitting in Ingo's lap: Y'know, I'm kinda curious. You two have battled trainers on the daily and win...a lot.

Emmet, who's standing up: Where are you going with this?

Y/n: I'm just wondering if there's a trainer you've never been able to beat?

[The twins sheepishly shuffled around bit, which Y/n took as a yes.}

Y/n: So I am right, Who is it? Adler?

Ingo: Erm...No, It's um, well.

Emmet: It's our mom!

Y/n, looking between them in disbelief: Winnie? "Makes you cookies, and puts a home-knit quilt on you if she thinks you look cold." Winnie? that Winnie??

Emmet: Yep! No matter how much we trained our teams, our mom has always been miles ahead of us! Where do you think our affinity for battle comes from?

Y/n, scratching her head: I'm having rough time wrapping my head around it...I didn't even know she had any other Pokémon aside from her Audino!

Ingo: According to our father, she was a lot like Emmet in her younger years... maybe even worst!

Emmet: Hey... (Ingo shrugs)