Pokémon Subway Bosses x reader oneshots

incorrect quote dump 3

[Sources: myself, Brooklyn 99, Back to the future, freakazoid, kamen rider, the simpsons, home movies,]

Feat. my Time warden Emmet au

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[Volo steals the azure flute from Lucas/Dawn and knocks them out, Ingo tries to get it back but is also beaten.]

Ingo: *holding unconscious Lucas/Dawn* You'll never get away with this Volo, Arceus will ne-

Volo: Arceus will be nothing more than a tool to shape my new world as I see fit, bear witness to the birth of your new god warden!

*Plays flute.....nothing happens, Tries again...nothing happens, Again...this time, a small rift opens and...Something jumps out!*

Ethereal voice: A jump to the sky turns into a rider kick!

Volo : What the f- {Gets kicked in the face by Emmet.}

Emmet: I... have arrived! *does his pose as the Time-Liner zooms by behind him.*

[Ingo's not sure what just happened, but his flashy doppelganger just saved Hisui. So he just goes with it!]

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Y/n : And now it's time to send in our cute little secret weapon.

Emmet : I'm ready, Engie. I love the nickname.

Y/n : No, Emmet, not you. I was talking about Yamper.

Emmet : Oh, right, obviously.

Y/n: Over the past month, I've had him trained to retrieve plaques. And now, boy, it's time to make mama proud.~

Emmet : Yes, Ma'am!

Y/n : ...I could not have been more clearly talking to Yamper.

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(Emmet and Ingo find a lost child in the station and are trying see if she knows her parents names.)

Emmet: So, what's your daddy's name?

Little girl: Robert Smith

Ingo: And what's your mommy's name?

Little girl: Godammitjulia!

(Needless to say the twins gave "Robert" a bit of a talking-to when he came to pick up his daughter from the lost and found.)

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Y/n: [Prepping the Omega car's pulse drive.] All we got to do is drive directly toward that way accelerating up to 88 miles an hour.

Emmet: Wait a minute, Engie. If we go driving straight towards that road, We're gonna crash into that café.

Y/n: Emmet, you're not thinking fourth dimensionally. We'll soon enough be transferred back into ancient Sinnoh, and that café won't even be there.

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Lucas: I'm sorry, Chief. It's all my fault we're stuck back there. I never should have let Dawn get to me!