[Rating T] TW: partial nudity, pretty vague nothing too detailed.
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Ingo: Emmet likes to sleep in, Emmet's s/o also likes to sleep in, but she also likes to sleep in just her panties, so guess who Ingo ended up waking up one summer morning, thinking it was his brother? Ingo nearly crapped himself as he yanked the blankets off his brother's bed whilst yelling. "WAKE UP EMMET!" only to get a eyeful of Emmet's S/o in their topless glory, back pressed against the wall and gawking at him like cornered Deerling.
Ingo's face turned bright red and immediately threw the blanket back at the stunned woman to cover herself with. "S-sorry..." He stuttered and ran out of Emmet's room flustered while Emmet's S/o's was still scared, confused and partially deaf from being woken up by a what was essenually the human equivalent of a tornado siren, she didn't even notice Ingo had seen her half-naked!
A few days later.
Y/n noticed Ingo was acting strange around Emmet's S/o, he refused to look at her and would clamed up whenever she tried to speak to him, so naturally his wife asked what was up? Ingo was flustered mess and had no volume control as he blurted out. "I SAW EMMET S/O'S BOOBS!" to his wife who winced at her husband bellowing confession. Before Y/n could ask for context? They heard the fridge slam close...
They looked and saw Emmet facing away from them as he calmly opened a can of beer, took a long drink and slammed the can down the counter and turned to face the nervous couple. "Oh no, do go on.~" Emmet said with a tight lipped smile as he looked his older brother coldly waiting for the story... Needless to say, Emmet and Y/n still tease Ingo about it to this day.
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Emmet: Y/n was just stepping out of the shower she was reaching for her robe/towel when the door opened and Emmet poked his head in. "Hey Ingo where's the peanut butttt..." Emmet's voice trailed off as he was staring at his sister in laws naked butt!
He and Y/n awkwardly gawked at each other before the h/c woman snapped out of it pulled her robe/towel on to cover herself. "Emmet, get out!" Emmet blushed and quickly slammed the door. "s-Sorry, I thought you were Ingo!" he sputtered before running away from the door, while Y/n wanted to crawl into a hole and die...
The next couple days were awkward as Y/n and Emmet couldn't look each other in the eye, Emmet's S/o noticed the weird atmosphere and asked him about, He told them. "You walked in on Y/n getting out of the shower?" he nodded. "Did you apologize?" he nodded again. "Were her tits bigger than mine?" Emmet was going to nod but paused, his eyes nearly popped out of his head as he looked at his S/o baffled.
"Why are you asking me that?"
"Well, people keep saying me and Y/n look alike so...."
"I don't think that's really relevant..."
"But... were they?"
Emmet thought about it for moment and went to answer just as Ingo walked in with groceries and Y/n coming behind him holding more bags. "Emmet, get off your arse and help put these away." he older brother hummed while putting a jug of juice away in the fridge, and in a sheer moment of brilliance Emmet blurted out. "I saw your wife naked!" Ingo dropped a jar of pickles he was holding, the jar shattered on the floor sending brine and pickles everywhere.
Ingo stared down at the mess and slowly turned to looked at his brother with this unreadable expression, Emmet proceeded to get up from the couch and calmly walked out the backdoor gradually speeding up into sprint before hopping the fence, while Ingo turned his attention towards his embarrassed wife who immediately started explaining what happened. Needles to say, the twins now empathizes on the three knocks rule before entering a closed room.
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Pokémon Subway Bosses x reader oneshots
FanfictionA series of random oneshots starring the subway bosses Ingo and Emmet and Y/n! [Also cross posted on my Tumblr and A03 accounts!]
