Dotty Family Moments.

Baby's first words...a different edition.

(you ever just sit there and wonder "how would the fast and furious crew look doing this?" This is basically me writing that down....I'm sorry in advance)

"Ok, guys. Little B is so close to being able to say his first word" Mia spoke to the few gathered members of the Toretto clan.

"so we all have to play our part in making sure that he picks up the correct kind of words" she said pointing to Dom and Letty, who were holding the baby in question. "He'll be talking faster than his daddy learned to drive". Letty said as she slightly bounced the boy up and down.

Just then, Roman and Tej arrived in the backyard. "Yo, Tej, man, just look at this shit right here" Roman practically yelled. The table turned and Letty was quick to cover Little B's ears. "Roman, don't cuss around the Baby" Mia was quick to scold. "He's picking up any sound he hears".

Turns out that Letty's maternal reflexes are not as quick as her ability to throw a punch. Because the next thing that was heard was "shit" the entire table turned to look at the little boy in Letty's arms.

Mia face palmed, Brian (O'Connor) took a sharp inhale, Letty placed the baby on the table, Han choked on his corona and Dom stared in amusement at Roman knowing that his time on this earth could have just been severely limited.

"Roman, I'm going to tear you apart. you ruined my baby's first word, you piece of shit!" Any fury Letty had in her system had vanished as soon as she realised that she had left the baby listening.

She swears she could see Brian take in the word like a browser page, then when it clicked for him he repeated "shit" he said with a smile and a giggle. Dom had to chuckle. He knew it was wrong for his son to cuss, but how it happened was too good.

Dom watched as the colour drained from Letty's face. "I'm a horrible mother" she sighed heavily into her hands, in defeat. Dom picked up his son. "Now, little guy, we don't say words like that" he thought for a second "well at least not at your age" he corrected. He knew that swearing was a regular occurrence before B was born. "You should learn the good words first, like, car" he pointed to the Black charger half in the garage. "Or maybe, mama"

Little B looked at Letty who still looked defeated beside them. "mama" he pointed at her. Letty's head shot out of her hands. "That's more like it, son". "Mama" he repeated. "We can all pretend that that incident never happened" he said giving Roman a harsh glare.

"Absolutely... and uh, I'm sorry for uh coming in all loud and disruptive like that... I'll be as calm as a wheat field now. You ain't gonna hear a single mother cuss outta me" he apologized. "Now lemme say Grace, I gotta apologise for my fuck up....Ahhhahhh"

Brian looked at Roman. Roman looked at Brian. Letty sent a glare that would send even a bull running. Little Brian opened his mouth "Fu....."

The end.

(I'm sorry....that's all I have to say. Three ideas mixed in my head and this was the result. I'll catch you lads and ladies in the next one, I'm going to go and get myself feeling normal again 😅)