Things you DON'T want to hear during sex:
° You woke me up for that?
° On second thoughts, let's turn off the lights.
° And to think - I was trying to pick up your friend!
° Try breathing through your nose!
° Do you smell something burning?
° No, really - I do this part better by myself!
° This would be fun with a few more people!
° It's nice being in a bed with a woman I don't have to inflate!
° Did I tell you my Aunt died in this bed?
° Got any Penicillin?
° Hope you're as good looking when I'm sober!
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HumorDo you get offended easily? Does reading things about sex make you feel dirty? Do swear words horrify your soul? Are you so nice that you are afraid to hate ever? If so, it sux to be you! You're pathetic... Go away! Your presence is not welcome here...
