1) No one will kill you for not drinking beer!
2) Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex!
3) Beer has never caused a major war!
4) They don't force beer on young children who can't think for themselves!
5) You don't go around knocking on peoples doors trying to give beer away!
6) Nobody has ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured over their brand of beer!
7) You don't have to wait more than 2000 years for a second beer!
8) There are laws saying that beer labels can't lie to you!
9) You can prove there is beer!
10) If you've devoted your life to beer, there are groups to help you stop!
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