The hailstones leapt from the pavement - Just like maggots when you fry them in hot grease!
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Her face was a perfect oval - Like a circle that had its two other sides gently compressed by a Thigh Master!
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The agile Cat Burglar fell three stories, hitting the pavement - Like a paper bag filled with vegetable soup!
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Her hair glistened in the rain - Like nose hair after a sneeze!
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Her vocabulary was as bad as - Like, whatever!
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He was as tall as - A six-foot-three-inch tree!
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Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other - Like two freight trains, one having left North Station at 6:36pm travelling at 80 kph, the other from South Station at 4:19pm at a speed of 70 kph!
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The politician was gone and unnoticed - Like the full stop after the Dr. on a Dr Pepper can!
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John and Mary had never met. They were - Like two hummingbirds who had also never met!
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The thunder was ominous sounding - Much like the sound of a thin sheet of metal being shaken backstage during the storm scene in a play!
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The red brick wall was the colour - Of a brick-red crayon!
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Even in his last years, Grandpa had a mind like a steel trap - Only, one that had been left out so long it had rusted shut!
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Shots rang out - As shots are wont to do!
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The young fighter had a hungry look - The kind you get from not eating for while!
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HumorDo you get offended easily? Does reading things about sex make you feel dirty? Do swear words horrify your soul? Are you so nice that you are afraid to hate ever? If so, it sux to be you! You're pathetic... Go away! Your presence is not welcome here...
