What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.. Except for Bears - Bears will kill you!
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Of course I talk like an idiot.. How else could you understand me?
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Here's a joke for all the mind readers out there..
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It's never too late to follow your dreams - Unless your dream is to be a child actor.. In which case yes, it's too late!
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Do regular dogs see police dogs and think - Oh shit! It's the cops!
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I hate being tickled! I do not think it's cute! I do not find it funny! I will kick you in the face!
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It's called Karma, and it's pronounced "Haha, fuck you!"
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So when is this - old enough to know better - shit suppose to kick in?
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All positions for stupid people in my life have been filled.. No more applicants need apply.. Thank you!
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I just blocked someone on my page for correcting my grammar and it feeleded good!
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All I need right now is a hug and $500,000 in cash!
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I get paid to be nice at work.. Not sure why my friends and family expect that shit for free?
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I don't have a welcome mat at the front door because I'm not a liar!
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Note to self: It is illegal to stab people for being stupid!
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Since there is only one of me.. Does that make me endangered or limited edition?
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What do people do with all the extra time they save by writing "K" instead of "Ok"?
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HumorDo you get offended easily? Does reading things about sex make you feel dirty? Do swear words horrify your soul? Are you so nice that you are afraid to hate ever? If so, it sux to be you! You're pathetic... Go away! Your presence is not welcome here...
