Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
A: Ask your mother!
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Q: What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?
A: A guy will actually search for a golf ball!
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Q: What's the difference between 3 dicks and a joke?
A: Your mom can't take a joke!
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Q: What did one saggy tit say to the other saggy tit?
A: If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts!
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Q: What have women and condoms got in common?
A: If they're not on your nob they're in your wallet!
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Q: How do you find a "Blind" man in a nudist colony?
A: It's not hard!
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Q: What is the definition of Confidence?
A: When your wife catches you in bed with another woman and you slap her on the ass and say,
"You're next Baby!"
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Q: How do you stop a clown from smiling?
A: Shoot him in the face!
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Q: Whats the difference between a pregnant woman and a light globe ?
A: You can unscrew a light globe!
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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall?
A: Art!
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Q: What do you call a computer teacher who touches up his students?
A: A PDF File!
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Q: Is it hard to get a fat chick into bed?
A: Nah, it's a Piece of Cake!
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