How come the dove gets to be the peace symbol? How about the pillow? It has more feathers than the dove, and it doesn't have that dangerous beak!
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Lying in bed would be a better experience if you had a coloured pencil long enough to draw on the ceiling!
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Too bad that all the people who know how to run this country are busy driving taxis and cutting hair!
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I cannot smell mothballs because it's too difficult to get their little legs far enough apart!
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The two most abundant things in the universe are hydrogen and Stupidity!
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Time is a great teacher. Unfortunately, it kills all its pupils!
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I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at anytime'. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance!
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The time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time!
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Ugliness is superior to beauty because it lasts!
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There is no such thing as an ugly woman. However, there is such a thing as not enough bourbon!
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HumorDo you get offended easily? Does reading things about sex make you feel dirty? Do swear words horrify your soul? Are you so nice that you are afraid to hate ever? If so, it sux to be you! You're pathetic... Go away! Your presence is not welcome here...
