Before they invented drawing boards - what did people go back to when things didn't work out?
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How do they get wildlife to cross at the yellow road signs?
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How do blind people know when they are done with wiping?
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If the police arrest a mime - do they bother telling him that he has the right to remain silent?
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If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
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If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no women around to hear him - Is he still wrong?
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If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill themselves - Is it considered a hostage situation?
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Q) What do you do when you miss your ex?
A) Reload and shoot again!
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Not sure if I'm sexy and I know it or I'm ugly and I ignore it?
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Why does toilet paper need a commercial..? Who the fuck is not buying toilet paper?
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Why do some couples make their status "single" every time they have a fight..? I don't put "orphan" every time I have a fight with my parents!
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