Adults Only Revisited

Redneck Part 2

You Might be a Redneck If...

More than one living relative is named after a southern civil war general.

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Your Junior/Senior Prom had daycare.

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Your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.

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You ever ate roadkill for dinner.

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Your kids are going hungry tonight because you just had to have those Yosemite Sam mudflaps.

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You have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.

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You have to go outside to get something out of the 'fridge.

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You ever named a child after a dog.

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You have to go down to the creek to take a bath.

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You ever took a six pack to a job interview.

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There are two or more unfilled warrants for your arrest.

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You have one or more rolled vehicles (running or not) in your possession.

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Your mom gives you tips on how to sneak booze into sporting events.

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You have spray painted your girlfriend's name on an overpass.

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You need an estimate from your barber before you get a haircut.

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You prominently display a gift you bought at Graceland.

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You have more tattoos than teeth.

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You ever hit a deer with your car... on purpose

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You have a rag for a gas cap (on a car that does run).

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The rear tires on your car are at least twice as wide as the front ones.

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You are still holding on to Confederate money because you think the South will rise again.

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Your 'huntin dawg' cost more than the truck you drive him around in.

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You have refused to watch the Academy Awards since "Smokey and the Bandit" was snubbed for best picture.

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You have a very special baseball cap, just for formal occasions.

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Your yard contains engine parts to more than one vehicle.

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You consider a six-pack and a bug-zapper high-quality entertainment.

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You have scars on the back of your hand where Uncle Jeb stabbed you while you were reaching for the last piece of fried chicken.

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Stealing road signs is a family outing.

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You wear your ball cap when you eat in a restaurant.

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On your first date you had to ask your Dad to borrow the keys to the tractor.

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