Adults Only Revisited

Young Bad Boys

A young boy's mother was cleaning her son's room one day when she discovered a Bondage S&M magazine, some rope, leather items, and similar stuff under the boys bed. When she showed it all to her husband he handed it back without saying a word. She finally asked, "What should we do about this?" He looked at her and said, "Well, i don't think you should spank him."

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A man walks into the bedroom carrying a sheep under his arm. His wife is lying in bed reading..

"This is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache," commented the man.

"I think you'll find that's a sheep you dipshit!" replied his wife.

"Yes, dear, and I was talking to it - Not to you!" said the man.

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A little boy gets up to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night. As he passes his parents bedroom, he peeks in through the keyhole. He watches for a moment, and then continues down the hallway saying to himself..
"Boy, and she gets mad at me for sucking my thumb!"

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