Guy 1: Somebody said you sounded like an owl.
Guy 2: Who?
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Conjunctivitis.com - now that's a site for sore eyes!
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Bacon and eggs walk into a bar to order a beer - the bartender says, sorry, we don’t serve breakfast here!
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I once farted in an elevator - which was wrong on so many levels!
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Today I gave my dead batteries away - Free of charge!
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You are so old - you fart dust!
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Yo momma's so old - one of her pets was on Noahs Ark!
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Luke and Obi-Wan are in a Chinese restaurant and Luke's having trouble.
Finally, Obi-Wan says, "Use the forks, Luke!
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A neutron walked into a bar and asked, "How much for a drink?" The bartender replied, "For you, no charge! "
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A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage - He says, "No, I'm traveling light!"
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I support Atheism - a non-prophet organization!
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Velcro - what a rip off!
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This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club - but I'd never met herbivore!
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A termite walks into a bar and says - "Is the bar tender here?"
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A cat ate some cheese and waited for a mouse - with baited breath!
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The best way to communicate with a fish - is to drop them a line!
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The roundest knight at King Arthur’s table was - Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi..!
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