I used to be indecisive - Now I'm not so sure?
* * *
I used to be schizophrenic - But we're alright now!
* * *
It's sad how whole families can be torn apart by simple things - Like a pack of wild dogs!
* * *
Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it!
* * *
One goldfish says to the other goldfish - "If there's no God, who the fuck changes our water every week?"
* * *
I'd like to leave this world the same way I came into it - Naked, Screaming and covered in someone else's blood!
* * *
Energizer Bunny Arrested - Charged with battery!
* * *
Some people are only alive
because it is illegal to shoot them!
* * *
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm!
* * *
I've failed Math so many times I can't even begin to count!
* * *
I intend to live forever - so far, so good!
* * *
Out of my mind - Back in five minutes!
* * *
Teacher: Now kids, whatever I ask, I want you to all answer at once. How much is Seven plus Two?
Kids: At once!
* * *
Never ask a barber if he thinks you need a haircut!
* * *
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals - I am a vegetarian because I hate plants!
××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××
YOU ARE READING
Adults Only Revisited
HumorDo you get offended easily? Does reading things about sex make you feel dirty? Do swear words horrify your soul? Are you so nice that you are afraid to hate ever? If so, it sux to be you! You're pathetic... Go away! Your presence is not welcome here...
