~Rejected Valentines Day Cards~

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10) I admire your strength, I admire your spunk, But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk!

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9) Our love will never become cold and hollow - Unless, one day you refuse to swallow!

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8) I bought this Valentine's card at the store - In hopes that later, you'd be my whore!

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7) This feels so good, it feels so right - I just wish it wasn't $250 a night!

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6) You're a woman of style, you're a woman of class - Especially when I'm spanking your big fat ass!

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5) Before I met you, my heart was so famished - But now I'm fulfilled. . . SO MAKE ME A SAMICH!!! (sandwich)

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4) Through all the things that came to pass - Our love has grown - but so has your ass!

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3) You're definitely a honey and you sure are a cutie - I just wish you had J'Lo's "booty!"

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2) I don't wanna be sappy or silly or corny - So right to the point... Let's do it, I'm horny!

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1) If you think that hickey looks like a blister - You should check out the one that I gave to your sister!

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