My mother in law fell down a wishing well - I was amazed, I never knew they worked!
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I'm on a whiskey diet - I've lost 3 days already!
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Slept like a log last night - Woke up in the fireplace!
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Scientists say the average size of the male penis has dropped down to 5 inches - This just goes to show how vast the Chinese population is becoming!
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Why can't your nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot!
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Age is just a number -
Yeah, and jail is just a room!
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Don't steal, don't lie, don't cheat, and don't sell drugs - The Government hates competition!
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When I was born I was so angry at my parents - I didn't speak to them for like 2 years!
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Some people can't sleep because they have insomnia - I can't sleep because I have Internet connection!
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It's true that money doesn't buy happiness.. But it does buy chocolate which is kind of the same thing!
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MizahDo you get offended easily? Does reading things about sex make you feel dirty? Do swear words horrify your soul? Are you so nice that you are afraid to hate ever? If so, it sux to be you! You're pathetic... Go away! Your presence is not welcome here...
