I have the heart of a lion.. And a life time ban from the zoo!
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This Vodka tastes a lot like I'm not going to work tomorrow!
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Sometimes I text and drive..
I know it's dangerous, but I do stupid things when i'm drunk!
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Dating a single mum is like continuing from somebody else's saved game!
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You're not stupid.. You just have bad luck when it comes to thinking!
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People should stop picking on fat kids.. They have enough on their plates!
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Republicans are red,
Democrats are blue,
And neither one of them,
Gives a fuck about you!
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Q) What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?
A) Not being retarded!
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And the Lord said unto John.. Come forth, and receive eternal life. But John came fifth, and won a toaster!
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Q) What did the homeless man get for Christmas?
A) Nothing!
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Shot my first Turkey today. Scared the fuck out of everyone in the frozen food section. But it was awesome!
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